Lots of great ones from that movie during that scene:
"The other day the lady next door had a knock at the door. When she opened it, a man outside said, 'I'm terribly sorry, but I've just run over your cat. I'd like to replace it.' 'That all right,' she said, 'but how are you at catching mice?"
"'Reminds me of a guy I know who got a cushy job in a watch factory. 'What does he do? 'He stands about all day and makes faces!"
"Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. So bad, he chewed his pillow to bits. In the morning, I says, 'How you feeling, Granddad?' "Oh not bad, a little down in the mouth!"
"A friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper asked him, 'How long do you want it?' From about September to March!"