Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”