Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
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Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean Beef
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(this one probably should be spoken rather than read)
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.
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My personal favorite this time of year...
When you're with someone and see geese flying, look up and ask them, "Do you know why one side (of the V) is longer than the other?"
The more they think about it, the more you'll enjoy delivering your punchline...
"More geese!"
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And finally here are a bunch more to entertain:
https://twitter.com/TheCrapJoker===============================================