Sexiest things that drive me crazy

[TheOldestYoungMan]

That cartilage piercing on the upper part of the ear.  Very nice.

No makeup.

How in the world they can smell so good...

Opening the door for me...

Taking over in the kitchen when I'm "obviously" about to ruin everything...

Telling me I'm doing something wrong before I've had a chance to do it right...

That look in their eyes after they've insisted they can open the jar and then realize they cannot...

[CheapskateWife]

DH in jeans and no shirt; vacuuming the living room.  Yummy....

[SisterX]

Husband's dreamy eye color.  I could stare at them for the longest time.

He's been looking SUPER hot since he started weight lifting about six months ago.

Seeing him be such an amazing dad, almost makes me want to tackle him and make another little one.  :)

(Sorry, it's all about my husband.  Turns out I married him because he really does it for me.)

[WranglerBowman]

I'll 2nd the cartilage piercing!  I think I love it because every girl I've ever met with one has been cool as $hit...
Women with no make up on...
Women in T shirts...
Women that shoot Whiskey...
Women soccer players...
Smart women...
Tough women...
Women who exercise regularly...
True cowgirls...
I can't even imagine what would happen if I ever met a girl that was all these things...

[gimp]

Smart engineering girls who like whisky.

[nirvines88]

the main actress on Vikings...ahhhh

[JustPlainBill]

Victoria Secrets commercials.

[Dimitri]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

[Blindsquirrel]

  Tight little black dress. :)

[boy_bye]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

you know this combination rarely if ever exists in nature, right?

[GuitarStv]

Boobs!

[Dimitri]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

you know this combination rarely if ever exists in nature, right?

MOD EDIT: NSFW photo removed.

Sometimes you just have to know where to look to find it.

[Russ]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

you know this combination rarely if ever exists in nature, right?

MOD EDIT: NSFW photo removed.

Sometimes you just have to know where to look to find it.

(a) that wasn't a request for photos
and
(b) you seem to already know this isn't the place

[Blamalam]

• Girls in baseball caps
• sundresses with cowboy boots
• Laughers. Not "gigglers," laughers.
• The Little Black Dress

[PMG]

Real conversation. Listening and speaking!  And a good natured argument.  Yum.

Education

Almost any accent

Respect, being treated as an equal.  Good lord, that's sexy.

[Inevitable]

Women with no make up on...

I'll second this.  I hate make up.  My wife doesn't wear it any more.  Mostly because she knows I can't stand it, and she doesn't need it anyways.

Intelligence is my true number one though (That's not to claim that I ignore looks :-P).

[MLKnits]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

you know this combination rarely if ever exists in nature, right?

MOD EDIT: NSFW photo removed.

Sometimes you just have to know where to look to find it.

Aren't you also the person making fun of bikes as being "for poor people" in a commuting thread?

... yeah, troll for sure.

[justajane]

Salt and pepper hair

Glad to read the no makeup thing from guys. It confirms my suspicions. I will carry on clean faced.

[Spork]

Actual historical event from about 15 years ago:

Wife's computer blue screens for about the 10th time in a week and she turns and says to me: "Can you just wipe this computer out and load Linux on it like you have?"

mmmm.   Sexy.

[LibrarIan]

I'll toss another vote out for no makeup.

Also glasses, wearing my shirts and smelling like vanilla. No idea why I like the smell of vanilla so much.

[Blindsquirrel]

   Elf costume.

[marblejane]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fyeTJVU4wVo

Girl, You Don't Need Makeup :)

[Dicey]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

you know this combination rarely if ever exists in nature, right?

I know this thread has a longer tail, but I just wanted to stop it here to thank Miss Madge for this beautifully succinct comment.

I also think there is proof positive that this poster might indeed be a troll. Two of the four items on this list are most likely after-market. True Mustachians know that wasting money on shit like that just ain't right.

[boy_bye]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fyeTJVU4wVo

Girl, You Don't Need Makeup :)

this cracked me up so hard. between this and the celebration of julia louis-dreyfus's "last fuckable day," amy schumer has been killin it lately.

also Diane C ... lol at "after-market" :D

[Vwjedi76]

His sleeve tattoos. Gah, gets me every time. He has to wear a suit and tie to work, but when he gets home? The suit comes off and the fitted tee and his "dad bod" and sleeves come out.  Drool. Super intelligent, balanced alpha/beta, great dad, and just good old fashioned sexy.

[wordnerd]

I read this as sexist things that drive you crazy. I was initially very confused by the responses.

[justajane]

I read this as sexist things that drive you crazy. I was initially very confused by the responses.

The whole thing was originally a riff off of a rather heated thread titled "Sexist things that drive me crazy."

http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/off-topic/sexist-things-that-drive-me-crazy/

[iris lily]

If we can hit this list I think we are in good shape.

• Asian
• Blonde
• Slim
• Stacked

Gentlemen, need I say more? 

I could offer a visual but it wouldn't necessarily be safe for work.

you know this combination rarely if ever exists in nature, right?

I know this thread has a longer tail, but I just wanted to stop it here to thank Miss Madge for this beautifully succinct comment.

I also think there is proof positive that this poster might indeed be a troll. Two of the four items on this list are most likely after-market. True Mustachians know that wasting money on shit like that just ain't right.

haha after market boobs. love that.

[forummm]

I read this as sexist things that drive you crazy. I was initially very confused by the responses.

The whole thing was originally a riff off of a rather heated thread titled "Sexist things that drive me crazy."

http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/off-topic/sexist-things-that-drive-me-crazy/

I had the same reaction on the "sexist" thread. I was expecting people to be getting all amorous about how all magazine covers have to photoshop and airbrush all the women who were already of an unusual body type.

[wordnerd]

I read this as sexist things that drive you crazy. I was initially very confused by the responses.

The whole thing was originally a riff off of a rather heated thread titled "Sexist things that drive me crazy."

http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/off-topic/sexist-things-that-drive-me-crazy/

Ahhh, thanks for the context!

[jrubin]

Someone who can make me laugh - even if it's just making a crazy face when nobody else is looking. Having a silent understanding - knowing what each other is thinking without saying a word. Someone who has fun and also works hard - sweat and sawdust on a hardworking body...