I rock a beard. I would probably get stopped by the police walking down the street with a mustache, like if kids were around, I've tried to grow it out, and it's too chester for me to bring myself to go outside...
I check my balls for cancer pretty much all the time though. As Radimus says in Waiting, "Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have. But you know, we're always looking for new positions. So look next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored, play with your nuts, you know what I'm saying? See what you come up with, okay? It's all good."