I had to vent somewhere because I am just not understanding movies anymore. I went to see this movie with my long time girlfriend for her birthday. Being it was her birthday she obviously chose the movie, and chose this one in hopes that I would like it (yeah right)... This movie was mind blowing! As in the whole time I wanted to cock a .357 magnum and blow my mind out of my skull. I found it THAT painful to watch this OVER 2 HOUR! movie. This movie felt like a mountain dew commercial on steroids that smoked crack cocaine while in Cancun mexico for spring break being filmed by Girls Gone Wild... I was amazed at the absurdity, and it never ended!! for 2 hours!! Nothing but over the top, insane car chase sequences, with guns, explosions, tits, more guns, grenades, THE ROCK's classic one liners, more tits, more guns, Vin Diesel's lame one liners, thongs, burnouts, bikinis, drones, Assault Helicopters, more tits, and Vin Diesel literally collapsing a parking garage with one stomp of his foot. All this testosterone thrown at you while cleverly placing iconic imagery of Corona, Under Armor, Dodge Challengers, and of course RAY BAN Sunglasses! This movie sucked! Period... sorry.... I mean it gave me a headache for christ sake. I remember back in the day when an action movie was cool because you saw it and thought " Hey! Even though I know its not real, they did a decent job making it seem realistic and somewhat plausible", now we have " Alright watch me leap frog this 3 million dollar sports car over 1000' foot towers while wearing my custom tailored Italian designer suit". It doesn't bother me that Hollywood puts this crap out now, what bothers me is that it seems to be the norm now. Or maybe im just getting older... 33.... yeah right. Should I just go back to watching Gunsmoke and The 6 million Dollar man? I guess things change.