Cheese pizza is a hate crime against food

[Raenia]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

[Metalcat]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

Imagine bland, soggy but also dry bread slopped with watery tomato "sauce" made with absolutely no spices or garlic, topped with wet cheese.

Bad pizza can be as bad as bad sex.

[Raenia]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

Imagine bland, soggy but also dry bread slopped with watery tomato "sauce" made with absolutely no spices or garlic, topped with wet cheese.

Bad pizza can be as bad as bad sex.

I was agreeing with you... and I haven't even had pizza that bad. I live in a place where even the worst pizza isn't worth skipping a meal over, and I still disagree with the premise of PP who said "Even when it's bad it's still pretty good."

[Metalcat]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

Imagine bland, soggy but also dry bread slopped with watery tomato "sauce" made with absolutely no spices or garlic, topped with wet cheese.

Bad pizza can be as bad as bad sex.

I was agreeing with you... and I haven't even had pizza that bad. I live in a place where even the worst pizza isn't worth skipping a meal over, and I still disagree with the premise of PP who said "Even when it's bad it's still pretty good."

Lol, I'm just very upset about discovering terrible pizza. I might need some therapy to get over the trauma.

[Raenia]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

Imagine bland, soggy but also dry bread slopped with watery tomato "sauce" made with absolutely no spices or garlic, topped with wet cheese.

Bad pizza can be as bad as bad sex.

I was agreeing with you... and I haven't even had pizza that bad. I live in a place where even the worst pizza isn't worth skipping a meal over, and I still disagree with the premise of PP who said "Even when it's bad it's still pretty good."

Lol, I'm just very upset about discovering terrible pizza. I might need some therapy to get over the trauma.

Haha, do we need a go fund me to build you a pizza oven?

[Metalcat]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

Imagine bland, soggy but also dry bread slopped with watery tomato "sauce" made with absolutely no spices or garlic, topped with wet cheese.

Bad pizza can be as bad as bad sex.

I was agreeing with you... and I haven't even had pizza that bad. I live in a place where even the worst pizza isn't worth skipping a meal over, and I still disagree with the premise of PP who said "Even when it's bad it's still pretty good."

Lol, I'm just very upset about discovering terrible pizza. I might need some therapy to get over the trauma.

Haha, do we need a go fund me to build you a pizza oven?

Maybe...I was eyeing an indoor pizza oven yesterday at the hardware store...but it's hard to justify in a tiny house when I rarely eat pizza, and only crave it when I'm sick and bedridden and definitely wouldn't want to be making dough from scratch. I certainly wouldn't want to get into a regular enough pizza habit to be able to justify a pizza oven.

[Just Joe]

Also, as I've said in this thread, come out to where I am and I'll show you some truly bad pizza. No matter how much I'm craving pizza here, I don't order it.

Instead of "pizza", my brain inserted the word "sex" into your sentence! Then I actually read the sentence. Thanks for the laugh.

[Just Joe]

Yeah, bad sex is definitely worse than no sex.

I don't know if I've ever had pizza bad enough that I would rather have skipped the meal entirely, but I've definitely had pizza bad enough that I would rather have eaten basically anything else.

I don't know - 1980s high school cafeteria "pizza" was pretty bad. My 16 year old self could have made something better with crackers, spaghetti sauce and shredded cheese in a toaster oven.

[Metalcat]

Also, as I've said in this thread, come out to where I am and I'll show you some truly bad pizza. No matter how much I'm craving pizza here, I don't order it.

Instead of "pizza", my brain inserted the word "sex" into your sentence! Then I actually read the sentence. Thanks for the laugh.

LOL!

I mean, I'm generally not in the habit of "ordering" sex, but I can only imagine what a Newfie gigolo would be like...and now I'm stuck imagining Newfie dirty talk...oh lord.

For all y'all Americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, here's an educational and remarkably not exaggerated video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9eTOIGZkOI

[GuitarStv]

and now I'm stuck imagining Newfie dirty talk...oh lord.

ROFL

[RetiredAt63]

All this talk about pizza makes me want to go visit New Zealand again so I can order from here:
https://hellpizza.nz/

I was so spoiled.  I haven't had pizza since I got back here and that was March 2020.

New Zealand has enough immigration that their food scene is good - and the fresh produce is amazing.

[Just Joe]

Also, as I've said in this thread, come out to where I am and I'll show you some truly bad pizza. No matter how much I'm craving pizza here, I don't order it.

Instead of "pizza", my brain inserted the word "sex" into your sentence! Then I actually read the sentence. Thanks for the laugh.

LOL!

I mean, I'm generally not in the habit of "ordering" sex, but I can only imagine what a Newfie gigolo would be like...and now I'm stuck imagining Newfie dirty talk...oh lord.

For all y'all Americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, here's an educational and remarkably not exaggerated video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9eTOIGZkOI

Not even the subtitles helped... ;)  Thanks for the new rabbit hole to explore tonight. Maybe we'll pickup pizza on the way home? My lunch salad did not get the job done...