Good Puns

[trailrated]

Stupid things that make you laugh...

One that popped up in my head from back in the day, we were playing against Capuchino High School in football. I looked into the stands and someone brought a sign that said "We are going to beat you by a Latte"

[schimt]

I always get a kick out of the punny things people come up with to name their boats.

I just googled funny boat names and this is the first thing that popped up, i'm sure there a million others

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2014/03/20/25-of-the-funniest-boat-names-of-all-time/

favorites on that list

Seas the Day
The Codfather
Tug Life

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Seas the Day
The Codfather
Tug Life

I sea what you did there...

[sheepstache]

Great boat name I heard once:
The S.S. Stutter

[Dicey]

I hate puns. Not playing.

Well, let me elaborate, please. People who constantly make puns drive me crazy. It gets tiresome, and predictable, and tedious. A little goes a very long way.

[Luke Warm]

so it's PUNishment?

[Gone Fishing]

When I make a pun my wife says, "He who would pun would pick a pocket". 

I've heard puns are a low form of humor.  I think they are great!  I rarely make a pun on purpose, but always get a good laugh out of an inadvertent pun.

[GuitarStv]

Porn Titles FTW:

Hairy Pooper and the Prisoners of Ass Cabin
Lawrence of a Labia
Assablanca
The Sperminator
. . .

[schimt]

i must have a low sense of humor because the porn titles made me laugh, i would never pick pocket

[NoraLenderbee]

When I was a kid, there was a guy named Al G--- (forgot the exact name) whose boat was named Al G II.

[Dicey]

so it's PUNishment?

Abso-fuckin'-lutely!

[Kriegsspiel]

BRAHAHAHA!! That made my day. I love puns, low brow humor or not. One reason I like these forums so much is the humor and banter that happens on most threads. Can't think of any puns right now but, as The Sperminator says, I'll be back once I remember some.

"... once I remember cu...."

Oh, I'm not going to do it.

[marty998]

BRAHAHAHA!! That made my day. I love puns, low brow humor or not. One reason I like these forums so much is the humor and banter that happens on most threads. Can't think of any puns right now but, as The Sperminator says, I'll be back once I remember some.

"... once I remember cu...."

Oh, I'm not going to do it.

Stop playing with yourselves!

[Kriegsspiel]

Technically, you start playing with it after TWO shakes.

[trailrated]

Technically, you start playing with it after TWO shakes.

On a paper towel dispenser in a public restroom it has instructions saying "First pull up, then pull down" someone wrote next to it "masturbation instructions" That gave me a good laugh.

[Leisured]

http://www.wimp.com/funniestnames/

My sister in law has seen a cafe in England called 'lettuce eat'. I have seen a Chinese restaurant in Australia called 'Wok around the Clock'.

and another from pleated-jeans...

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/10/07/20-of-the-funniest-business-names-of-all-time/

[Luke Warm]

a friend of ours had an old saab convertible that was a piece of crap. we got tired of hearing his saab stories.