Haha.
"So what exactly is stopping us from doing this?"
"Geometry."
This video reminds me of working at Starbucks:
Customer: "Hi I'd like an iced cappuccino."
Me: "Are you referring to our blended drinks? We call them frappuccinos."
Customer: "No, I want a cappuccino over ice."
Me: "A cappuccino is a hot drink with foamed milk, if I pour it over ice it will get watery and..."
Customer: "No, I don't want it hot."
Me: "In order to make the foam on a cappuccino we have to steam the milk."
Customer: "No, I don't want any foam either."
Me: "Oh, I think you would like an iced latte, it is exactly what you are describing."
Customer: "No, I don't want an iced latte. I want a no-foam, iced cappuccino."
I made her an iced latte and she was happy.