Author Topic: Donald Trump Memes (Read 7252 times)

MonkeyJenga · « **on:** October 09, 2016, 07:15:36 AM »

Give me all your best Trump memes, gifs, and videos! I want to give people following my journal a break and indulge here instead.

David Sedaris:

Trump's history of tweeting about taxes (funny in that special "it's really not The Onion?" sort of way): http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37535643

Articles:

Cartoon comparison of Clinton vs Trump's tax proposals (it's funny, I promise): http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/3/13121510/trump-clinton-tax-plan-cartoon

A fun interactive game: imagine you're a Republican politician who has endorsed Trump. Go!

Trump's advice to Daniel Radcliffe before the first Harry Potter movie was released: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daniel-radcliffe-donald-trump-advice_us_57ef7bbbe4b0c2407cde2c65?

Jennifer Lawrence, gotta love her: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jennifer-lawrence-donald-trump-message_us_57372a6be4b08f96c1835749

Donald Trump needs to smile more.

Videos:

HRC burns Donald: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-microphone-first-election-debate-issues-a7333656.html

Megyn Kelly burns Sean Hannity, 30 seconds in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTbpOv_95_A

Raisins.

Pets hissing at Trump.

dividendman · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2016, 11:49:21 AM »

Haha, pretty funny. I saw this somewhere (don't remember where now):

"Now we understand why Donald Trump doesn't want Mexican rapists in the country - he hates competition."

Dollar Slice · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2016, 12:17:06 PM »

Posting to follow :-)

MonkeyJenga · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2016, 04:00:39 PM »

dividendman, so true it's sad.

Seen on Facebook:

Please, call me Barron. Grab Them By the Pussy is my father.

Dollar Slice · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2016, 06:30:14 PM »

Carly Simon re-recorded slightly altered lyrics for "You're So Vain" and let them put it in a hilarious anti-Trump commercial:
https://youtu.be/jKaiedK9SFc

(The original had the subject of the song wearing an apricot colored scarf, now it's the color of his face... LOL.)

And here's a couple of memes for you...

MonkeyJenga · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2016, 09:54:48 PM »

Quote from: Dollar Slice on October 09, 2016, 06:30:14 PM

Carly Simon re-recorded slightly altered lyrics for "You're So Vain" and let them put it in a hilarious anti-Trump commercial:
https://youtu.be/jKaiedK9SFc

(The original had the subject of the song wearing an apricot colored scarf, now it's the color of his face... LOL.)

"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created." Holy shit, I've never seen that.

LeRainDrop · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2016, 10:22:32 PM »

The Onion weighs in on the second presidential debate: Anderson Cooper Begins Debate By Giving Trump Opportunity To Explain What The Fuck Is Wrong With Him

MonkeyJenga · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:01:35 AM »

"Cooper and Raddatz did a reasonably good job of trying to contain the two candidates, one of whom is a wild and dangerous ogre who speaks in whorls of unfathomable nonsense." http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/10/10/grading_moderators_martha_raddatz_and_anderson_cooper_at_the_second_presidential.html

29 Debate Tweets

Some highlights:

Here's an undecided female voter when Trump called Clinton "the devil," which is everything you need to know about 2016.

UNDECIDED VOTER: i am a muslim american. what are ur thoughts on islamophobia
TRUMP: i will bolster it
SUDDENLY DECIDED VOTER: ok then

Tiffany Trump desperately avoiding direct physical contact from her father.

Northwestie · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:46:13 AM »

The fiasco that is the Trump campaign is like the boy who burned down the family house, killing his parents, and pleads for mercy in front of the court because he is an orphan.

Kris · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:03:34 AM »

Quote from: MonkeyJenga on October 10, 2016, 10:01:35 AM

Tiffany Trump desperately avoiding direct physical contact from her father.

Imagine learning, from actually hearing this video, that your father thinks sexually assaulting women is something to be proud of. It seems like he's mostly brainwashed Ivanka, but it looks like Tiffany might have enough awareness to be grossed out by him.

MonkeyJenga · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:29:54 AM »

Quote from: Kris on October 10, 2016, 11:03:34 AM

Quote from: MonkeyJenga on October 10, 2016, 10:01:35 AM

Tiffany Trump desperately avoiding direct physical contact from her father.

Imagine learning, from actually hearing this video, that your father thinks sexually assaulting women is something to be proud of. It seems like he's mostly brainwashed Ivanka, but it looks like Tiffany might have enough awareness to be grossed out by him.

I would be surprised if any of his children learned this about him through the tape.

I hate to ruin such a great gif, but it seems Trump might have been going to shake someone's hand, and Tiffany got in the way. (As usual, GOD Tiffany, can't you do ANYTHING right?)

I'm always surprised when I see people talk about Ivanka like she's some sort of secret feminist. I have seen no evidence for that, aside from the fact that she's female and is friendly with Chelsea Clinton. Everything else she's done or said refutes the idea.

nobodyspecial · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:49:24 AM »

Quote from: MonkeyJenga on October 10, 2016, 11:29:54 AM

I'm always surprised when I see people talk about Ivanka like she's some sort of secret feminist. I have seen no evidence for that, aside from the fact that she's female and is friendly with Chelsea Clinton. Everything else she's done or said refutes the idea.

I think we have a potentially interesting Clinton/Trump 2024 ticket.

Do you chaps in the former colonies still have that minimum (but surprisingly not maximum) age limit for president?

LeRainDrop · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:56:42 AM »

Quote from: nobodyspecial on October 10, 2016, 11:49:24 AM

Quote from: MonkeyJenga on October 10, 2016, 11:29:54 AM
I'm always surprised when I see people talk about Ivanka like she's some sort of secret feminist. I have seen no evidence for that, aside from the fact that she's female and is friendly with Chelsea Clinton. Everything else she's done or said refutes the idea.
I think we have a potentially interesting Clinton/Trump 2024 ticket.

Do you chaps in the former colonies still have that minimum (but surprisingly not maximum) age limit for president?

We do -- 35 years is the minimum. Ivanka and Chelsea both qualify, as the former turns 35 this month and the latter is 36. Isn't it weird to remember how friendly Donald Trump used to be with the Clintons? Kind of unimaginable these days.

nobodyspecial · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2016, 01:01:28 PM »

So both could actually run this year - and we would have a better competition than the current one !

Kris · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2016, 02:19:51 PM »

Quote from: MonkeyJenga on October 10, 2016, 11:29:54 AM

Quote from: Kris on October 10, 2016, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: MonkeyJenga on October 10, 2016, 10:01:35 AM

Tiffany Trump desperately avoiding direct physical contact from her father.

Imagine learning, from actually hearing this video, that your father thinks sexually assaulting women is something to be proud of. It seems like he's mostly brainwashed Ivanka, but it looks like Tiffany might have enough awareness to be grossed out by him.

I would be surprised if any of his children learned this about him through the tape.

I hate to ruin such a great gif, but it seems Trump might have been going to shake someone's hand, and Tiffany got in the way. (As usual, GOD Tiffany, can't you do ANYTHING right?)

Aha. I had heard that someone was trying to shake HER hand, and when I saw the video I thought, "That makes no sense at all -- I see no way that could be the reason." That explanation makes a lot more sense.

Dollar Slice · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2016, 06:26:33 PM »

Favorite internet commenter of the day, Zaphod Burnerbrox on Deadspin:

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

No, Janet, one is a fundamentally qualified, if typically flawed, woman capable of executing the office of the POTUS. The other is a racist, sexist, petty orangutan that wished for the gift of speech and was mysteriously granted it by a nondescript mischief demon. These two things are NOT THE SAME PLEASE STOP SAYING THEY ARE

LeRainDrop · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2016, 06:59:56 PM »

LeRainDrop · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2016, 09:42:21 PM »

snacky, that was hilarious!

LeRainDrop · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2016, 10:12:36 PM »

FI@2022Jem · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2016, 11:10:21 PM »

following.

Dollar Slice · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2016, 11:19:18 PM »

Quote from: snacky on October 11, 2016, 07:33:20 PM

The pussygate thing has a silver lining: the best ever Full Frontal with Samantha Bee episode. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLur87nTwD0BtIreRwNBMG63ZCc4EXo9F9

Thanks for that. Just got a chance to watch. Perfection!

Dollar Slice · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2016, 10:49:54 AM »

Jabba the Trump.

Metric Mouse · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2016, 12:18:08 AM »

Trump - as narrated Arrested Development style

https://youtu.be/uD6AthMaABw

MonkeyJenga · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2016, 05:46:58 AM »

Quote from: Metric Mouse on October 19, 2016, 12:18:08 AM

Trump - as narrated Arrested Development style

https://youtu.be/uD6AthMaABw

I need them to do more!

caffeine · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2016, 07:02:07 AM »

I highly recommend everyone checkout Darth Trump if they haven't already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0

News:

Author Topic: Donald Trump Memes (Read 7252 times)