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Title: Caption Contest
Post by: Glenstache on March 07, 2017, 02:27:30 PM

and.... go!

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Chris22 on March 07, 2017, 02:35:03 PM

Couch surfing wipeout

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Post by: Cali Nonya on March 07, 2017, 03:59:36 PM

How many engineers does it take to move a couch?

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Post by: Silverado on March 07, 2017, 04:14:00 PM

Missed it by a pythagoras.

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Post by: Spork on March 07, 2017, 04:32:25 PM

Dirk Gently: At your service!

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Post by: seathink on March 07, 2017, 04:41:12 PM

Dang, you beat me to Dirk Genty! Nice!!!

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Post by: Silverado on March 07, 2017, 05:28:16 PM

Pivot!!! Pivot!!!

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Post by: Just Joe on March 07, 2017, 06:03:35 PM

I guess you could bring it through the double doors out back...

(I lived this episode at a job during my college days. Spent two hours trying to deliver a couch to a basement down a narrow stairwell. Owner finally suggests that we COULD bring it through the downstairs double french doors that we could back the truck right up to...)

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: SwordGuy on March 07, 2017, 06:08:08 PM

I believe that photograph is in the artistic style known as "Dadaism".

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Post by: Johnez on March 08, 2017, 01:19:09 AM

"Have you tried turning it around?"

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Post by: marty998 on March 08, 2017, 02:42:21 AM

Darling, if you dare snore tonight I'll make you sleep on the couch!

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Post by: lizzzi on March 08, 2017, 05:18:00 AM

Couch-a-bunga!

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Post by: matchewed on March 08, 2017, 06:02:51 AM

Seriously all you have to do is kitty corner it.

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Post by: homestead neohio on March 08, 2017, 07:02:08 AM

Well, they got it in here somehow...

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Post by: ncornilsen on March 08, 2017, 09:44:58 AM

Feng Shui consultants - you get what you pay for.

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Post by: Stachey on March 08, 2017, 09:50:59 AM

(Glenstache, I like the way you think!)

My contribution is:

What do you get when you cross a wall with a couch?

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: homestead neohio on March 08, 2017, 10:38:01 AM

Quote from: Silverado on March 07, 2017, 04:14:00 PM

Missed it by a pythagoras.

When A and B are too damn small and C = Couch.

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Glenstache on March 08, 2017, 01:08:21 PM

"Oh sure! We'd love to have you stay with us. You can sleep on our couch."

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Post by: natb2347 on March 08, 2017, 01:38:58 PM

Since pivot is already taken...

Shop at IKEA

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Post by: calimom on March 08, 2017, 01:49:48 PM

"So -faaaaacK"

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Post by: caffeine on March 09, 2017, 11:14:26 AM

Death Couch: The Couch That Eats People

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Post by: slowsynapse on March 09, 2017, 11:29:41 AM

Wait, wait, wait.  We're making this harder than it really is.

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Post by: OthalaFehu on March 09, 2017, 11:30:07 AM

What does it LOOK like I'm doing?

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Post by: Just Joe on March 12, 2017, 12:17:32 PM

Now where did I put the chainsaw???

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Post by: former player on March 12, 2017, 12:56:42 PM

That's another fine mess you've got me into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qcj2MzPYc

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: OthalaFehu on March 12, 2017, 09:05:24 PM

This is why we can't have nice things Janet!

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Post by: Dicey on March 13, 2017, 01:38:49 AM

Nothin' to add, except you guys are awesome!

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: SaskyStache on March 13, 2017, 03:23:05 AM

SofaKing Stuck