Seriously, for the sake of the world, you all need to stay in America, join a militia, exercise your 4th Amendment rights, and overthrow the authoritarian/totalitarian regime that future President-for-Life Kim Jon Drumpf will institute.
OK, so I'm kidding (a bit). Besides, Canada really doesn't make it easy for Americans to immigrate here, and, to hear my (now) American relatives talk about the problems they have getting immigration status for their adult Canadian kids, your government returns that favour. With interest.