the US government is paying people to post negative, intimidating comments across the blogospheres, youtube videos, etc.
I do this when I'm bored at work sometimes too
Sounds like you need to apply with the U.S. Government for a side-gig. You could be collecting two paychecks at once!
Oh, and as to the OP, my tinfoil hat is being used on takeout leftovers right now, so I'll take a pass on this one*.
*Not that shills, astroturfing, etc. doesn't exist (we mods see it here on the MMM forum not infrequently), plenty of companies use them, but the level to which that blog post takes it.. Certifiable.