Help me design a business card.
Here is the info so you can picture it:
White card, black text. 3 lines. First line is first and last name. Second line to be determined (below). Third line is email.
What I'm trying to decide is what to put on that middle line (which would typically be one's job title) and would love to hear your creative thoughts. Here are the constraints: 1-5 words.
My favorite so far:
[arebelspy].
Free Agent.
[email or phone].
My second favorite is "Human."
Some others that have been tossed around: Philosopher, sage, guru. (Pick one, not all three).
My wife said (for her):
[First/Last Name]
Adventurer, Reader, Ukulele Master
(the last one is wishful thinking.)
"Learner" is a decent one. Thinker? Mustachian? Porn Star? Calvin and Hobbes Enthusiast? Heck, just "Enthusiast." goatse model?
What are your creative ideas for that second line?
There is no point or purpose to it beyond entertainment, so don't worry about that.