Oh, Nancy, I am sorry.
Was this in it's original packaging? That makes it a better target for thieves - they are reasonably sure it's safe to eat. Perhaps slip the next bread into a zip lock so they aren't so confident they know what it is? You could even label it erroneously - Liver Bread, anyone?
A while back, my cube mate had her lunch stolen. It consisted of leftovers from the night before...a pickle, potatoes, peas and a half piece of chicken that she had already partially eaten. The thief opened the bag and the container, took the chicken and the pickle and put the rest back! Aargh!
She had neglected to put her name on the tupperware. They couldn't know for sure whose it was. And they are all very wary of my wholesome diet.
So I posted this on the fridge:
To whomever stole my lunch: that wasn't chicken.
I haven't heard of any more thievery since.
Dr. DOOM: Just FWIW. ..spaghetti sauce can disguise an enormous amount of ExLax - much more than bread. Not that I would ever recommend that. Just saying.