So I've been having a few issues of late. A continuous bout of smelly, repeating, just downright awful flatulence.
I have been racking my brain trying to figure out what has happened... because for all intents and purposes I had not changed my diet in the past few months. The same cereals and bread in the morning, the same vegemite and cheese sandwiches for lunch, the same mince, chicken, beef and pork curries with salad and veg for dinner.
Came home from the gym this afternoon, opened the fridge and it hit me. The cheese!!! My beautiful, yummy, scrum-diddly-umptuous Mainland Colby Melt & Mild Cheese!
The smell from it was... suspiciously similar to... well you know.
I do not want to give up this cheese. I paid $13 for it, and there is still half a block left. I consider it my indulgence for lunch. I also see this as my way of supporting Aussie farmers, instead of buying the cheap processed crap like I used to.
What do I do?
Do I stop eating it and throw it out?
Do I write to the manufacturer saying how much I love it but can't have it because it embarrasses me at work?
Do I tolerate it and try and break my wind at opportune times alone?
Help me guys!!!