So it's pretty much...
1) Bernie - too old, heart attack, and socialist
2) Biden - too old, horrible speaker, lots of baggage from long career
3)Warren - a woman (gasp), too radical, too "academic-sounding"
4) Pete - too young/inexperienced, gay (gasp), no support from PoC
5) Kamala - a woman (gasp), lots of baggage as prosecutor, changes her mind a lot
6) Klobuchar - a woman (gasp), very moderate, boring, trembles/shakes
7) Yang - too young/inexperienced, too weird, tells horrible jokes
8) Steyer - too billionairey, too old, too boring, has baggage that Biden alluded to
9) Booker - I just don't see the problems, but he obviously has lots of them