Mustache Magnets

[Emg03063]

Just came across this in the onion's web store:

http://store.theonion.com/p-5267-mustache-magnet-set.aspx?utm_source=iContact&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=The%20Onion%20Store&utm_content=

[Emg03063]

Also, this: http://store.theonion.com/p-5251-drink-markers-mustache.aspx

[matchewed]

Hmm, putting consumerism crap into this forum category... interesting choice.

[spider1204]

Hmm, putting consumerism crap into this forum category... interesting choice.

Indeed, I was hoping for mustache magnets like in the sense of a chick magnet.

[matchewed]

Axe Mustache Spray - For desperate men to think that stink attracts money.