My husband and I are new homeowners, and we're hoping to move our laundry machine/dryer from the kitchen where it's currently placed into the basement. We'd have to cut into some pipes in the basement to let the sewage escape, but it's a job we're afraid to do on our own (we don't have any plumbing/handyman skills, yet). Does anybody in the Baltimore area know of a mustachian plumber or handyman who might help us with this job in return for free lawyering, or food, drink, or money, etc.??