Hey innkeeper, sorry for the delay, was waiting to talk to a buddy of mine that I thought might want it, but he already has pi's and arduino's collecting dust. If you can use it, PM me your addy and I'll throw it in the mail. Not worried about trying to exchange $2 for shipping, I'm glad I don't have to throw away a perfectly good computer.
It's crazy how hard it is to give these things away, and they're so awesome. I work with a team of developers and none of them even wanted it...
