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mrpercentage

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Yield
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:11:08 PM »
If you don't know what the yield can tell you I made this for you.

1% Hey Im all about Growth but I care about you
2% Hey Im still about Growth but Im going to take care of you I promise
3% You know Im reliable. I mean come on you can live off me if you invest enough.
4% I may not be sexy but Im doubling bonds. I look real juicy and you know it.
5% You better start looking and see whats going on. I might have something wrong with me or could be a great deal.
6% You sure you know what you are doing? You are making a killing man.
7% Our company has your name on because you take all our !@@#ing earnings. Or we are issuing debt to pay you.
8% You better know what you're doing. I could be great or I could just trap you in a permanent equity devaluation.
9% Either the gods just gave you a gift or you are a total fool.
10% You want pain don't you
11% Okay you greedy little pig.
12% Thats it. Im going to cut your throat when you are sleeping. You are going to wake up 10% down for no reason.
15% You know Im going to cut this too right. I'm taking it all baby. Pigs get slaughtered.

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Re: Yield
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Re: Yield
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Re: Yield
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2015, 01:15:19 AM »