Top is in

[ChpBstrd]

The dumpster isn't even on fire! We still have a long way down to go.

The top broke down. He dumped after the top. Got a reality check.

[secondcor521]

Well, we have dropped all the way to levels not seen since...<checking>...Friday morning.

Although the VIX is below 15, so who knows.

[EscapeVelocity2020]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

[Exflyboy]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

[Monocle Money Mouth]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

Bright side: 10 year sale on stocks.

[aboatguy]

Greed is still in so there is still a chance for one to unload their stocks before they become worthless falling from the current sky high valuations towards the bottom, 






the top is in!

[Scandium]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

[dividendman]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

If you can't laugh at a global holocaust, what can you laugh at?

[Glenstache]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

If you can't laugh at a global holocaust, what can you laugh at?

Nobody mocks tragedy. Tragedy mocks you!

[Scandium]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

If you can't laugh at a global holocaust, what can you laugh at?

you can't have slaughter without laughter!

[Malossi792]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

If you can't laugh at a global holocaust, what can you laugh at?

you can't have slaughter without laughter!

In fact, according to the Joker, slaughter is the best medicine!

[EscapeVelocity2020]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

If you can't laugh at a global holocaust, what can you laugh at?

you can't have slaughter without laughter!

In fact, according to the Joker, slaughter is the best medicine!

I was hoping for some dark humor and you folks didn't disappoint!

[aboatguy]

IS the top in?




Top is in!

[Exflyboy]

This news is so "last week"..:)

[MustacheAndaHalf]

Wouldn't it be funny if the top actually was in?  S&P 6000 - it was an amazing day... pretty much like any other.  10 years from now we'll be hoping S&P hits 6000 again someday!

Umm... NO it wouldn't be funny at all..:)

10 year collapse of the world economy and millions in the west starving to death (in addition to the millions in the developing world already doing so)? Yes, hilarious.. :|

There are various 10 year periods where the S&P 500 had a loss (like 2000-2009, the lost decade).  None of them featured "millions in the west starving to death".

[aboatguy]

[BicycleB]

It's time for me to get a snack. I could get hungry over the next 10 years, it's best to be prepared.

On Monday, I might sell all shares and buy a large warehouse of oatmeal.

[GuitarStv]

It's time for me to get a snack. I could get hungry over the next 10 years, it's best to be prepared.

On Monday, I might sell all shares and buy a large warehouse of oatmeal.

Better to invest in hardtack.  Oatmeal rots.  You can build a house with hardtack as bricks and still eat them when things get tough.

[Wintergreen78]

It's time for me to get a snack. I could get hungry over the next 10 years, it's best to be prepared.

On Monday, I might sell all shares and buy a large warehouse of oatmeal.

Better to invest in hardtack.  Oatmeal rots.  You can build a house with hardtack as bricks and still eat them when things get tough.

Chickens, and a place to plant a garden, and a patch of forest to get firewood from. And this is how you get preppers!

[Glenstache]

It's time for me to get a snack. I could get hungry over the next 10 years, it's best to be prepared.

On Monday, I might sell all shares and buy a large warehouse of oatmeal.

Better to invest in hardtack.  Oatmeal rots.  You can build a house with hardtack as bricks and still eat them when things get tough.

Chickens, and a place to plant a garden, and a patch of forest to get firewood from. And this is how you get preppers!

Can I hedge against losses with investment in bug out bag futures?

[aboatguy]

TOP IS IN!

[JAYSLOL]

TOP IS IN!

After almost 8 years (Holy shit this thread has been going a while lol), the Top is no longer In, I have jinxed it by selling about half my portfolio for a potential home purchase that I hope will close soon. Nothing but gains now that I’ve sold. You’re welcome. 

[HPstache]

S&P 6K top was not the daddy!  Full steam ahead.

[aboatguy]

TOP IS IN

DOW and SP500 record close.  Enjoy the view from up here while it lasts

[Wintergreen78]

TOP IS IN!

After almost 8 years (Holy shit this thread has been going a while lol), the Top is no longer In, I have jinxed it by selling about half my portfolio for a potential home purchase that I hope will close soon. Nothing but gains now that I’ve sold. You’re welcome.

This just means the home price too is in!

[JAYSLOL]

TOP IS IN!

After almost 8 years (Holy shit this thread has been going a while lol), the Top is no longer In, I have jinxed it by selling about half my portfolio for a potential home purchase that I hope will close soon. Nothing but gains now that I’ve sold. You’re welcome.

This just means the home price too is in!

All down from here for sure

[41_swish]

I always wonder about whether the top is in or not. If I was close to retirement, I would be thinking about sequence of returns risks and all that, but I am so so so far away. Although it feels weird that the market just pumps everyday, but people at the same time say the economy sucks. Those same people have huge car payments and credit card debt, so who knows.

I am early in the game, so I have automated my savings system, so it is time to just enjoy the ride and see where it takes me.

[MrGreen]

IT'S OVER 6000!

[Monocle Money Mouth]

I always wonder about whether the top is in or not. If I was close to retirement, I would be thinking about sequence of returns risks and all that, but I am so so so far away. Although it feels weird that the market just pumps everyday, but people at the same time say the economy sucks. Those same people have huge car payments and credit card debt, so who knows.

I am early in the game, so I have automated my savings system, so it is time to just enjoy the ride and see where it takes me.

The top in rational thought was in a long time ago.

[techwiz]

I always wonder about whether the top is in or not. If I was close to retirement, I would be thinking about sequence of returns risks and all that, but I am so so so far away. Although it feels weird that the market just pumps everyday, but people at the same time say the economy sucks. Those same people have huge car payments and credit card debt, so who knows.

I am early in the game, so I have automated my savings system, so it is time to just enjoy the ride and see where it takes me.

The top in rational thought was in a long time ago.

Top is in!

[aboatguy]

IT'S OVER 6000!

[aboatguy]

IT'S OVER 6000!

It's back and over 6031 TOP IS IN!

Time to count my ducats before they are all gone!

[GuitarStv]

Time to count my ducats before they are all gone!

One Ducat . . .

[MrGreen]

IT'S OVER 6000!

[Alternatepriorities]

Time to count my ducats before they are all gone!

One Ducat . . .

The top ducat!

[ChpBstrd]

Wall Street’s soothsayers expect another year of double-digit gains after the S&P 500 posted back-to-back advances of over 20% in 2023 and 2024. The index has delivered such a rally only once, during the dot-com bubble. Households’ equity holdings as a share of total assets are at a record — and so is a percentage of Americans expecting stocks to rise in the next 12 months. Data from Bank of America show retail clients have a high chunk of their investments in equities and are taking on more risk.

“Investors seem to be shunning virtually any risk-averse strategy,” Richard Bernstein Advisors wrote in a note to clients this week.

“Anyone who thinks we are not in a highly speculative period, if not a bubble, isn’t really paying attention,” said Richard Bernstein, founder and chief investment officer at Richard Bernstein Advisors.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-plans-risk-inflating-bullish-130000148.html

[Exflyboy]

i'm confused.. So is the top in or not?

[Paul | pdgessler]

i'm confused.. So is the top in or not?

In top is, not not top in

[aboatguy]

Al time highs for NASDAQ and SP500 ,   TOP is in!

[HPstache]

Al time highs for NASDAQ and SP500 ,   TOP is in!

Too early...  Don't count your boats 'til they float.

[Psychstache]

Time to count my ducats before they are all gone!

One Ducat . . .

The top ducat!

If he is the top, then why is there not even one statue of him on Bajor!?!

[GuitarStv]

Time to count my ducats before they are all gone!

One Ducat . . .

The top ducat!

If he is the top, then why is there not even one statue of him on Bajor!?!

The Bajorans are ingrates, that's why.

[aboatguy]

Al time highs for NASDAQ and SP500 ,   TOP is in!

Too early...  Don't count your boats 'til they float.

They usually float but sometimes they drop too fast, hopefully the chutes open!   11m RIB MCADS Top is in!

[aboatguy]

Seems like the boat will float

[GuitarStv]

Teddy Ruxpin never needed any 'chutes.

[techwiz]

Just need "lovely wonderful thoughts" and some fairy dust.

[aboatguy]

Top was not in!

[Glenstache]

Where is all of this optimism coming from?

[dividendman]

Where is all of this optimism coming from?

Haven't you heard? We're going to Make America Great Again!

[ChpBstrd]

Where is all of this optimism coming from?

Haven't you heard? We're going to Make America Great Again!

Dark humor top is not in.