From the Monevator, it made me LOL out loud, Monk-style.
Fidelity released a study discussing a performance breakdown for their accounts. The clients that did the best were the ones who were dead.
The second best performing set of clients forgot they had Fidelity accounts.
It seems like a formula to beat the market is to start an account, forget about it, then die. Your heirs will thank you and marvel at your investing prowess.
How much are you paying for that Magnificent Money Manager again (this MMM is the antithesis our own MMM)? As the old story goes, "Where are all the customer's yachts?"