ha. I've certainly seen other crappy retirement planners that have a "savings rate" slider with an unreasonably low limit, but this is the first time I've seen a GUI that instead implemented a free-text entry box that then "corrects" you if you enter an "incorrect" value. The "activeness" of that correction makes it seem even dumber than the passive limit of the slider.
Anyway, the initial answer for me is that I would get $376,000/year in retirement (it assumed age 66). Which is crazy-high. No, not just crazy-high in dollar amounts, crazy-high (i.e., optimistic) in percentage amounts. Since it says my portfolio is $6.1M, that's a 6.2% withdrawal rate. And it says that's assuming a 2% real rate-of-return. WTF?
If I tell it I'm retiring next year, it still gives a 5.6% WR. Or, really, that's not a WR, since they include Social Security in that figure, even though I wouldn't be collecting it for another 28 years (I guess the idea of retiring before you hit your SS age is another thing they didn't even consider). But even if I subtract that SS income, I'm still at a 4.5% WR.
Ah, what beautiful garbage!