I fucking hate troglodyte HSA Bank with a passion, but my FEHB company for my HDHP (GEHA) deposits my “employer contributions” into HSA Bank.
A few years back, HSA wouldn’t let me transfer cash from my account into TD Ameritrade unless my cash balance exceeded $1,000 “so you have some cash available for your medical expenses.” I told those motherfuckers it’s not their job to tell me what to do with *my* money.
I moved everything I could - cash and investments - to fee-free, bullshit-free Fidelity (The Finance Buff calls Fidelity the best HSA trustee out there). Since then, I have all my payroll-deducted HSA contributions go straight to Fidelity. When the monthly contributions hit HSA Bank, I transfer them to Fidelity, leaving a $0.01 balance with HSA Bank - I found out the hard way that if you drain the account completely, they’ll close your HSA and enroll you into an HRA instead, even though it goes against their own policies. Shocking, I know.
I would say my transfer requests from HSA Bank to Fidelity get processed correctly about 80% of the time. Fidelity faxes the transfer request to HSA Bank, and those motherfuckers usually sit on it for a few days before mailing a check to Fidelity. Between faxes, checks, and the USPS, things get lost. I’ve complained to HSA in vain that using ACAT would work more reliably and quickly, but I think they’re holding back to increase their AUM.
I haven’t bothered to read up on the HSA Bank investment options because I don’t trust those motherfuckers. I heard that HSA Bank wants to offer its own investment offerings so that they can charge fees for you to access them, and I wouldn’t put it past those - wait for it - motherfuckers, but you should do your own research and post about it back here.
Thanks for the reminder to tell GEHA to move its employer contributions from HSA Bank to Fidelity.