I've tried finding an architect for some consulting, but they either want thousands of bucks to do the project or they don't want to talk about it, or they won't return my calls/emails.
They want thousands of dollars, because architecture isn't just drawing. It's consulting with you to determine your needs. "I want to talk about it" is "tire kicking" and they won't waste their time... there are too many folks willing to dive in and be full blown clients. Architects ask a whole ton of questions in the process of what they do. You are buying their expertise in asking all of those questions and processing the answers into a design. You may have the impression that it's expensive because he or she is formally drafting things for you. That is likely a convenient excuse to charge for his or her expertise, which is the real value.... so asking only for that expertise without paying the premium of $ is kind of like asking for something for nothing...
This is actually why what Papa Bear did was likely so effective... everyone that came over had an opinion, and in the process of those being evaluated, he could both analyze the opinion as well as decide what was so important. So effectively a TON of questions got asked... and the more experience you have, the more you realize it's not about having the answers to questions, it's knowing the right questions to ask...
I will pay (via paypal) whoever comes up with the best design that is functional and cost efficient (read, I don't want to tear down the west half and rebuild it all). I realize this is pretty open.
The main problem IMHO, is you aren't providing any lifestyle information to work with. "Functional" is relative, so much like case studies here get fairly detailed, I suspect you will need to provide some additional information before you will get very many useful responses.
Let's start off with a few questions:
(1) You are proposing to reclaim the garage. Where will you park?
(2) Where will you enter the home most frequently?
(3) What is the design of your current home? (Describe your current home)
(4) What do you like most about your current home?
(5) What is missing from your current home?
(6) What don't you like about your current home?
(7) Are there any specific home plans you like (and why?)
(8) Are there any particular hobbies that require specific spaces in the home?
(9) Is there a home office and/or where is the home PC kept?
(10) Do you work at home? If not, what do you carry to work?
(11) Do you entertain often? If so, what does this require for you?
(12) How important is it that the main space be one completely open room vs having some interruption? (What sight lines are critical and what are not?)
(13) How important is the kitchen and pantry space? Do you do a lot of cooking? How critical is the island? (versus, say a peninsula)
(14) Do you want a formal dining space and a breakfast nook? (or do you want a boosted area on the island for breakfast, et al?)
(15) How important is the contents of the master bathroom (e.g. shower and tub), and are any items not negotiable?
(16) How many linear feet of hanging space are you hoping for in the MBR closet?
(17) Is there a minimum dimension of the master bedroom? (you have it mostly square, would you live with a 13' min dimension, for example?) (Why dresser and WIC?)
(18) Where is the laundry in the current design?
(19) How critical is the (double) sink in the laundry room?
(20) Are there other lifestyle items we need to know? (are there, for example, sets of sports equipment that need storage?)
(21) Are there any other specific design constraints we must know about?
(22) Please verify the front of the house is South? So we know where most of the light is coming in...