If possible, go for the none option. Not referring to ditching the car, but kudos if you can.
When I had a small truck (toyota tacoma) the ground clearance spoiled me for oil changes. Slide under, loosen plug, whip the drain pan into place. Well, as it turns out it is possible to do with our 2006 corolla too, just barely. There is hardly any room, so you need to know where everything is and find it by touch, since you won't fit with the drainpan. A ratcheting wrench is recommended.
If possible, this is the easiest DIY oil change because you don't have to fool with lifting the car up at all.
Another option, which I did once in a hurry is the "immigrant" car ramp. Driving one side of the car up on the street kerb gives a moderate amount of extra space to work, but you better not let any spill because you are right over a storm gutter.
And a quick tip: Buy your oil in the 5 quart jug. Everytime a 5 quart jug is empty, pour the catchpan into the jug. Then you can take the jug in for recycling, which is nice because it seals better than any catchpan. For recycling the filter, invert your disposable glove over the filter to prevent drips in transit. Most places recycle filters now.
as an engineer, I don't trust the drain valve. It slows down drain flow, and a fast flow can help flush out crud in the engine oilpan. Also, it provides one more way (accidental opening or failure) to lose your engine oil.