Life Situation:
2 DINKs living in The Peoples Republic of VT
Me:40 Her:34
MFJ 22% @ $168K (Me $69K, Her $99K)
No crotch fruit aspirations. Dog is enough of a CO2 explosion in a pit full of Benjamins. She’s an angel.
Individual amounts of each Pre-tax deductions:
403b: $20.5k x 2 (Big up for 2022)
HSA $4.6k (Employers contribute difference to annual max)
My Pension $3.4k
Health/Dental/Vision $3.7k
Qualified Dividends & Long Term Capital Gains:
Non-existent now, but soon to change right? Just took on windfall from sale of commercial real estate then fattened up joint brokerage & play funds. Taxes done.
Adjusted Gross Income: $115.3k
Taxes:
Federal: $21.8k
State: $9.2k
FICA: $12.2k
Medicare: $2.9k
Total after deductions/taxes = $69.2k
Current expenses:
We spend roughly $55k/year when averaging the last three years - which did include a car purchase.
I can’t get too granular with this, because I try not to dwell. Admittedly, sometimes I think this is out of control. She’s ok with it. Mawwiage = Regression to the mean. I’m appalled by her $60 haircuts every 6 weeks, but she cuts mine - so fuck it. MINT says we need to put a cork in our Amazon habit, but we live rurally and buy everything from Coffee and bolts to tires and NM green chili there. So, fuck all the noise involved with itemizing the ”receipts.” My brother-in-law wants me to be his YNAB buddy, but it feels like too much work. I’m lazy and deserve face punching, but mostly I think we’re fine, sustainable, and winning at money. Please slap me silly if I’m wrong.
Expected ER expenses:
$50k/year for me starting at 50 (2031). $50k/year for her starting in 2040-ish. She loves her career, but can see going ½ time in her 50s. Maybe I’ll figure out how to buy a little more adjacent land, put it into common use (ag.) thereby lowering property tax, fuck with a few sheep for a measly profit, and write off my property maintenance while eating delicious sheep babies. Maybe I’ll just piss it all away on motorbikes. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, sugar mommas are where it’s at.
Assets:
Golden Butterfly $697k - I know it’s controversial, and I don’t really want to debate its merits with you here. FWIW, we were 90/10 for the last 20 years, but the recent windfall had us reassessing.
Small Cap $136k
Total Market $137k
Long Term T $101k + $20k ibonds + $20k pension
Short Term T + cash $121k + $20k ibonds
Gold $139k
My Tax Advantaged
T-IRA: $2.4k (VBR)
Roth: $100k (VTI) 20k (VBR)
403b: $3.6k (VSIAX)
HSA: $4.4k (WGROX)
I-bonds: $20k - counting as Short Term T
VSTRS Pension: $20K - counting as Long Term T
Her Tax Advantaged
Roth: $36K VBR
403b: $28K VIIIX
I-bonds $20K - counting as Long Term T
Joint Taxable Brokerage
VTI $5.3k
VBR $71k
VGLT $101k
VGSH $120k
SGOL $139k
Settlement $1.2k
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I refuse to consider vehicles assets, but we own outright 2 cars, 3 motorcycles, a utility trailer, and a tractor worth roughly $40k if the shits hit the fans.
E-fund: $21k Savings
Annual Mortgage Bucket $24,500 Money Market
Her HYS: $112k
My HYS: $115k
Home Equity: $68k
Net Worth: Just over a MM excluding vehicles, but about $130k of that HYS lump is going to go poof in a year of renovation splurging. If you tell me I should DIY my total windows, siding, & insulation job then I’m going to assume you’re an idiot who has no sense of how long that would actually take. I'll do my own bathroom renos thanks.
Liabilities:
Just took on a 30-year Mortgage @ 3.125% Probably could have shopped something less from some big bullshit bank, but we'd rather support our community because Bernie.
Originally: $260k
Owe: $256k
Payment: $1,934.60
Principal: $443.56
Interest: $672.52
Escrow: $820.82
Specific Questions:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think we’re on track for me to safely FIRE in 2031 - even if she decides to go ½ time then. I know it could be sooner if we battened down some stack vents, but I’m holding out for the measly health insurance my pension provides after 15 years. If I work until 50 and start cashing at 65, I get a whopping $1500/month.
Should we do anything differently with taxable things? Don’t think we can squeeze anymore into tax advantaged accounts without time. She does have a 401a option that we’ve never used. Is that something we need/want to consider? If so, how?
Along those lines, I think it’s more advantageous to leave our VTI/VBR combo in our Roth’s alone than it would be to trade it with some of the gold/bonds in our taxable. What say ye?
Dare I include our $68k of home equity in the Golden Butterfly bonds buckets? Not sure if I’d do this if the bond whining wasn’t so audible, so it feels like timing. Plan is for me to die in this house. She'll likely need to sell when she breaks a hip skiing.