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Learning, Sharing, and Teaching => Ask a Mustachian => Topic started by: Trudie on July 12, 2014, 04:58:49 PM
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Sometimes when I get uptight about my dickhead boss I mock up t-shirts that (in my dreams) I would wear on my last day of work. What would you put on yours? Here's mine:
F*ck you, f*cker!
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I wouldn't want to burn bridges. I don't particularly like my bosses, but despite my thinly veiled antipathy, they love me. Maybe I'd need this job again for some reason.
Also, my job is customer facing.
So I guess mine would be "Retiring after x years".
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"I have enough and I've had enough. So long. See you on the beach!
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"Just like your car, I'm Audi!"
It would be a plus if your boss had an Audi. I guess I should have started there.
"Done!"
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If we put aside the "burning bridges" thing for a minute? Most of them would be out of Despair.com's catalogue and be the things I've always wanted to say but couldn't as an employee or manager.
As a manager: "Get to work, you're not being paid to believe in the power of your dreams"
As an employee: "Meetings - none of us are as dumb as all of us"
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So long and thanks for all the fish.
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Goodbye
T minus 8 & counting
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I love my job so I wouldn't actually do this but for someone less in love with their job I think the classic "Screw you guys, I'm going home" from Cartman would do the trick.
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I love my job so I wouldn't actually do this but for someone less in love with their job I think the classic "Screw you guys, I'm going home" from Cartman would do the trick.
It has to have cartman on the shirt as well pointing his fingers.
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When I was in Las Vegas I saw a guy at the pool with a T-Shirt that was a picture of himself naked drinking a beer. I'm not sure if that applies to the last day of work, but I've always wanted to wear one of the those.