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Trudie

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Sometimes when I get uptight about my dickhead boss I mock up t-shirts that (in my dreams) I would wear on my last day of work.  What would you put on yours?  Here's mine:

F*ck you, f*cker!

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Re: What would you put on your t-shirt? *Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 06:44:19 PM »
I wouldn't want to burn bridges. I don't particularly like my bosses, but despite my thinly veiled antipathy, they love me. Maybe I'd need this job again for some reason.

Also, my job is customer facing.

So I guess mine would be "Retiring after x years".

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Re: What would you put on your t-shirt? *Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2014, 07:12:45 PM »
"I have enough and I've had enough. So long. See you on the beach!

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Re: What would you put on your t-shirt? *Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2014, 07:17:52 PM »
"Just like your car, I'm Audi!"

It would be a plus if your boss had an Audi. I guess I should have started there.

"Done!"

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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2014, 07:18:44 PM »
If we put aside the "burning bridges" thing for a minute?  Most of them would be out of Despair.com's catalogue and be the things I've always wanted to say but couldn't as an employee or manager.

As a manager:  "Get to work, you're not being paid to believe in the power of your dreams"
As an employee:  "Meetings - none of us are as dumb as all of us"

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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2014, 08:56:21 PM »
So long and thanks for all the fish.

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Re: What would you put on your t-shirt? *Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2014, 10:26:06 AM »
Goodbye
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Re: What would you put on your t-shirt? *Not for the faint of heart
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2014, 02:08:58 PM »
I love my job so I wouldn't actually do this but for someone less in love with their job I think the classic "Screw you guys, I'm going home"   from Cartman would do the trick.

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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2014, 03:48:25 PM »
I love my job so I wouldn't actually do this but for someone less in love with their job I think the classic "Screw you guys, I'm going home"   from Cartman would do the trick.
It has to have cartman on the shirt as well pointing his fingers.

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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2014, 04:24:02 PM »
When I was in Las Vegas I saw a guy at the pool with a T-Shirt that was a picture of himself naked drinking a beer. I'm not sure if that applies to the last day of work, but I've always wanted to wear one of the those.