Hey all: thank you. I know you have my best interests at heart, and more than that - the interests of our community at large. Who wants to live in a world where hit-and-run drivers go free? Or lazy cops don't do anything about it?
So I understand your indignation on my behalf. And maybe you're right: if I pressured the police in some way (media; angry phone calls; a polite request) they might help me in some way (prosecute the guy; give him a ticket; give me his insurance info).
But here's my thinking: I've already suffered. If a settlement came my way I wouldn't mind, but I'm only willing to expend a little of my time and emotional energy to get one. And I won't expend any to see the guy charged or in trouble with the law - or to make the Seattle PD more responsive or less lazy.
Punishing the guy doesn't make my life better; the process to do so will make my life more stressful and worse. I wish the police were more responsive but that task is a burden I have no interest in undertaking. But if any of you feel strongly - either about the SPD in general or about the injustice in my own case - I sympathize, and I'll cheer you on as you do whatever it is you want to do about it.
For me, I think it may be worth it to call the SPD and see what they can do about getting his insurance info. You've convinced me it's worth another call. I'll make that call in the next month or two, whenever I finish the draft of my dissertation and have both the mental energy and the time. If that yields his insurance info, I'll be delighted - and I'll have my mustachian friends to thank. And if not, so be it. If a third or fourth or fifth phone call might have shaken something free, I'll never know, because I won't go down that rabbit hole. Even if it costs me the possibility of eventually winning a few thousand dollars.
We all have to live our own lives, and this is the choice I've made, and it's the best one for me.
Thank you, also, for all your original and innovative suggestions about my original question: how to find his insurance info. Your ideas are way more than I ever would have thought of on my own, and one of them (or the phone call to the police) may work out. I'm deeply grateful.
Finally, thank you again for all your support, kind words, and warm wishes.