Nobody from work is reading this, so I can admit here that I do have a 4-hour workweek at my regular day job. On weekends and sometimes right after I am released from my daily cell, I work as a residential support worker for people who have a developmental disability. Basically, my side gig involves getting paid doing what I would normally do, such as taking my clients shopping, to the coffee shop, ride around by car, or just hanging out at the group home watching TV (I don't have a TV so everything is new to me...) or having dinner with them. My favorite shift is the sleep shift, up one hour from 10 to 11 pm, sleep from 11 pm to about 7 am, get everybody up, have breakfast and a quick shower, and out of the house to their daily occupation, then I'm off to start my other job.