Re: birth control -- I had to do some detective work and apparently it is covered, they just don't list bc as a preventative medication in the literature, because reasons. So that's good to know! Medication costs are not something I need to worry about! (Chronic illness, man, it is the WORST.)
Will your employer contribute anything to your HSA?
Alas, no.
I'm probably going to have some cash leftover in my FSA in December, and can roll over up to $500 to next year, so I think I'll do that plan for one more year and then get into the HSA in 2018. Thanks for all your help!