Due to this thread, we did decide to replace the fridge.
I went to Lowes, told them my budget, and got the biggest fridge they had. Some 3 door Samsung unit that ended up costing about $1675. It was on sale for $1899 and i used one of the handy lowes 10% off coupons, and got it down to $1700. The guy working the desk took off another $25 because the warranty he was offering me was ringing up $25 more expensively than the sign said, so i probed him on it, and he just modified the appliance price for me.
So, i got a new 30.1 cubic foot fridge on the way. Supposed to be here in.... DECEMBER. So until then, wish me luck that we don't die of food poisoning.
I heard everyone's complaint that LG and Samsung are garbage, but... i couldn't find a GE model in this price range with as large of a capacity as the Samsung. Plus, the Samsung has makes it's ice in the freezer compartment (compared to a different part of the fridge) and it has this neato auto-fill pitcher, that i was tempted by.
I am a huge sucker, because i DID purchase the 3 year plan, because of everyone saying Samsung is crap, and i sort of figure for $150 (they will give me $50 back if i don't use it), it may be worth it given how my current fridge flopped in 6 months. Probably not the smartest financial move, but it's what i did.