Author Topic: Priorities  (Read 13965 times)

madage

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Re: Priorities
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2013, 02:57:44 PM »



Now that's a baby with the right *Priorities*!

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Re: Priorities
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2013, 10:14:00 AM »
Just gonna leave this here:

Original Poster: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
MMMers1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
MMMer5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
MMMers6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
MMMer9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
MMMer10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
MMMers11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
MMMers19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
MMMer20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**MMMers1-20 piss in the well**
MMMer21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
MMMer22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well.

MsSindy

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Re: Priorities
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2013, 10:50:59 AM »
Just gonna leave this here:

Original Poster: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
MMMers1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
MMMer5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
MMMers6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
MMMer9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
MMMer10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
MMMers11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
MMMers19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
MMMer20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**MMMers1-20 piss in the well**
MMMer21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
MMMer22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well.

Oh wow!  This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!  Thanks for making my day.  Priceless.

dude

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Re: Priorities
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2013, 08:56:52 AM »
Just gonna leave this here:

Original Poster: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
MMMers1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
MMMer5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
MMMers6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
MMMer9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
MMMer10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
MMMers11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
MMMers19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
MMMer20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**MMMers1-20 piss in the well**
MMMer21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
MMMer22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well.

Oh wow!  This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!  Thanks for making my day.  Priceless.

+1!  Pretty much summarizes the whole thread quite succintly.  Amazing how easily some people get offended when they ask for other peoples' ADVICE and OPINIONS!  Clearly the OP did no or minimal background reading on MMM before posting.

MrsPete

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Re: Priorities
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2013, 08:20:54 AM »
Just gonna leave this here:

Original Poster: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
MMMers1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
MMMer5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
MMMers6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
MMMer9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
MMMer10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
MMMers11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
MMMers19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
MMMer20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**MMMers1-20 piss in the well**
MMMer21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
MMMer22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well.

Oh wow!  This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!  Thanks for making my day.  Priceless.
Agreed -- funniest thing lately, and with the day I'm having, I needed something funny!