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Title: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: esq on January 04, 2016, 03:48:34 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

Do you go by price?  If so, how do you determine price?

Family likes Charmin. By far superior.  My stock up price is < 2 cents/s.f.  (Don't talk to me about price per roll like most coupon bloggers - makes steam come out of my ears.....and how many s.f. was that particular roll of that particular brand you were just referring to?)

Right now, with Proctor & Gamble promo going on at the local HEB market, I can get it for about 1.8 cents/s.f. 

Do you go by quality only?  I guess for me it's a bit of both.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Retire-Canada on January 04, 2016, 04:05:01 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

It's not a necessity when millions of people are able to go poop and stay clean with out the stuff.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Blueskies123 on January 04, 2016, 04:20:14 PM
What makes you think they are staying clean?  If you ever been to Africa, or India for the Far East do you shake hands with the people in the streets?
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: 3okirb on January 04, 2016, 04:21:52 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

Do you go by price?  If so, how do you determine price?

Family likes Charmin. By far superior.  My stock up price is < 2 cents/s.f.  (Don't talk to me about price per roll like most coupon bloggers - makes steam come out of my ears.....and how many s.f. was that particular roll of that particular brand you were just referring to?)

Right now, with Proctor & Gamble promo going on at the local HEB market, I can get it for about 1.8 cents/s.f. 

Do you go by quality only?  I guess for me it's a bit of both.

I get the Kirkland brand which for the price in our store ends up being .88 cents per square foot.  That's $0.00878/sq ft.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: esq on January 04, 2016, 04:38:50 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

It's not a necessity when millions of people are able to go poop and stay clean with out the stuff.

Not going to ask how they manage this, because I'm not interested, and have no wish to engage you in further conversation.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: lbmustache on January 04, 2016, 04:57:12 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

Do you go by price?  If so, how do you determine price?

Family likes Charmin. By far superior.  My stock up price is < 2 cents/s.f.  (Don't talk to me about price per roll like most coupon bloggers - makes steam come out of my ears.....and how many s.f. was that particular roll of that particular brand you were just referring to?)

Right now, with Proctor & Gamble promo going on at the local HEB market, I can get it for about 1.8 cents/s.f. 

Do you go by quality only?  I guess for me it's a bit of both.

I get the Kirkland brand which for the price in our store ends up being .88 cents per square foot.  That's $0.00878/sq ft.

To keep this on track, I think the Kirkland brand is probably the best in terms of quantity and price. It's not the "cushiest," but does the job and isn't one step up from sandpaper. For those without Costco memberships, Angel Soft is my favorite all around brand. I also like Trader Joe's Recycled TP but it's not very soft and the rolls seem pretty small.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Full Beard on January 04, 2016, 06:52:36 PM
Always remember.....


Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: use2betrix on January 04, 2016, 07:05:57 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

Do you go by price?  If so, how do you determine price?

Family likes Charmin. By far superior.  My stock up price is < 2 cents/s.f.  (Don't talk to me about price per roll like most coupon bloggers - makes steam come out of my ears.....and how many s.f. was that particular roll of that particular brand you were just referring to?)

Right now, with Proctor & Gamble promo going on at the local HEB market, I can get it for about 1.8 cents/s.f. 

Do you go by quality only?  I guess for me it's a bit of both.

So per month, what does .2 cents/sf actually save you? A few dollars?
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: La Bibliotecaria Feroz on January 04, 2016, 07:10:03 PM
The most Mustachian option is not to use TP for pee.

I buy the only recycled brand of toilet paper carried at our Walmart. Our Costco doesn't seem to have recycled.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Riff on January 04, 2016, 07:11:40 PM
Install a bidet and only use tp to dry off.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: esq on January 04, 2016, 07:14:48 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

Do you go by price?  If so, how do you determine price?

Family likes Charmin. By far superior.  My stock up price is < 2 cents/s.f.  (Don't talk to me about price per roll like most coupon bloggers - makes steam come out of my ears.....and how many s.f. was that particular roll of that particular brand you were just referring to?)

Right now, with Proctor & Gamble promo going on at the local HEB market, I can get it for about 1.8 cents/s.f. 

Do you go by quality only?  I guess for me it's a bit of both.

So per month, what does .2 cents/sf actually save you? A few dollars?

For our family size, buying when it's on sale vs. not buying it on sale, I'd say I probably save about $3 - $4 a month.

Doesn't make sense to me to buy it, or anything else, any other way.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: sonjak on January 04, 2016, 07:18:41 PM
I agree with the others - for me, Kirkland is the best as far as quality/price.  I can use a Costco card from work for free and I go about every 6 mos for tp and a few other random things (like chia seeds, olive oil or maple syrup). 

I used to go through it like crazy.  Using their tp has saved me a ton (especially since I can go to Costco for free).

I do not understand how anyone can use Charmin...  in my experience, it leaves more behind than it removes.  :}  But that must not be the case for lots of others or they would be out of business.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Teacherstache on January 04, 2016, 08:11:04 PM
I do not understand how anyone can use Charmin...  in my experience, it leaves more behind than it removes.  :}  But that must not be the case for lots of others or they would be out of business.

I've had the same experience with Charmin and wondered why it was so popular.

We use Scott 1000 exclusively, and it is 115 sq ft per roll. Target regularly has it on sale for 50¢ per roll. We stock up then. So less than 1/2¢ per sf. Cheap, effective, and as an added bonus, never clogs the toilet.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: esq on January 04, 2016, 08:32:19 PM
I do not understand how anyone can use Charmin...  in my experience, it leaves more behind than it removes.  :}  But that must not be the case for lots of others or they would be out of business.

I've had the same experience with Charmin and wondered why it was so popular.

We use Scott 1000 exclusively, and it is 115 sq ft per roll. Target regularly has it on sale for 50¢ per roll. We stock up then. So less than 1/2¢ per sf. Cheap, effective, and as an added bonus, never clogs the toilet.

Someone once asked me, "why do they call Scott tissue Patton toilet paper?  Because it don't take no shit offa nobody".  LOL

I think you guys must have used the Ultra Soft Charmin!  I get the other kind - can't think of the name - and it's good because you don't have to use a lot.

Now I am curious about Kirkland, though.  They're building a Costco about 20 minutes from here, probably done by summer.  There are only 1 or 2 Costco's in Houston that I know of.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: jengod on January 04, 2016, 09:10:31 PM
(1) We order this stuff via Amazon because it is made with recycled paper and not packaged in plastic:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008MTVZP0

(2) As per the above discussion, we have toilet paper but we also have soft flannel cloths available for wiping pee if the wiper so desires. After use, the wipe goes a laundry basket and is washed with the general laundry as you would wash any cloth rag used for cleaning. We also do "if it's yellow let it mellow" in most circumstances (especially at night), although not when we might have visitors. Peeing in the mulch or the compost pile in the backyard is also strongly encouraged. Gentlemen just pick their spot, ladies usually pee in a buckets and dump wherever additional fertilizer is needed. Saving potable water is important to our family and we consider it part of our financial and environmental value system.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: sisto on January 04, 2016, 10:24:59 PM
I have the most low maintenance wife in the whole world except when it comes to TP. She is very particular and prefers Charmin. We've tried the Kirkland and many others. I just deal with the lintiness of the Charmin and it does not cost that much more than the Kirkland. We always buy it when it's on sale at Costco.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Roots&Wings on January 05, 2016, 04:59:00 AM
I'm pretty happy with White Cloud Green Earth (http://www.walmart.com/ip/White-Cloud-Green-Earth-Triple-Roll-Bath-Tissue-396-sheets-6-rolls/15056063) which is 100% recycled content. Price was just raised and is now $0.0163/sf.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Fishindude on January 05, 2016, 05:17:50 AM
If my goal is to save $0.10 per day, there are plenty of other places I can get it done easily, rather than using cheap "poke thru", "old sandy" toilet paper.
I want the good stuff.

Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: sonjak on January 05, 2016, 08:24:58 AM
If my goal is to save $0.10 per day, there are plenty of other places I can get it done easily, rather than using cheap "poke thru", "old sandy" toilet paper.
I want the good stuff.

I refer to that stuff as "1/4-ply."
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: DividendMoney on January 05, 2016, 08:38:07 AM
Slightly off topic, but I had an old coworker who would say his clients were "so cheap they'd use both sides of toilet paper".
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: ketchup on January 05, 2016, 09:21:13 AM
Pooping at work saves toilet paper.  So does eating your veggies so that everything comes out right.

I too, buy Kirkland toilet paper at Costco.  I'm not sure if it's the absolute cheapest, but it's pretty close, it's a solid B+ quality-wise, and there's no "double rolls"/"thick rolls"/"huge rolls" BS to wade through.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: nobody123 on January 05, 2016, 09:22:43 AM
Slightly off topic, but I had an old coworker who would say his clients were "so cheap they'd use both sides of toilet paper".

... and would leave the sheet for the next guy if they only used one side.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: trailrated on January 05, 2016, 09:28:40 AM
Pooping at work saves toilet paper.  So does eating your veggies so that everything comes out right.

+1 I shit at work for the most part, but I have refused to ever have cheap tp in my home again after college.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: ShoulderThingThatGoesUp on January 05, 2016, 12:06:05 PM
Wegman's brand is $0.011/sf and is perfectly good.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: JR on January 05, 2016, 01:33:25 PM
The grocery store I shop at lists unit prices for everything on the price tags so I usually just buy whatever 2-ply TP has the lowest unit price at the time.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: cjottawa on January 05, 2016, 02:46:50 PM
Install a bidet and only use tp to dry off.

Everyone missed that one.

Whole thread about why: http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/reader-recommendations/get-a-bidet/msg637484/

Long term: bidet pays for itself and cuts your toilet paper use by an order of magnitude. (nevermind it does a better job than paper)
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Sailor Sam on January 05, 2016, 05:00:28 PM
I go with kirkland brand. It's not always, every time, guaranteed the cheapest, but its the cheapest frequently enough that I can't be arsed to cost compare. And sometimes I wipe my bum with Charmin wetwipes.


Peeing in the mulch or the compost pile in the backyard is also strongly encouraged. Gentlemen just pick their spot, ladies usually pee in a buckets and dump wherever additional fertilizer is needed.

At the end of the day, directional peeing seems to be the only thing gentlemen really have on ladies, physiologically speaking. I work on boats. In 10 years, I've pulled >10 ladies out of the drink with their pants around their ankles. Zero dudes.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: soccerluvof4 on January 05, 2016, 05:14:47 PM
You could always go military style. Take on square and insert finger through center of square. Insert finger in area that needs cleaning then take the square and wipe finger off. Now a days you could even clean finger with hand sanitizer. Personally i wouldn't worry about 10 cents a day when it comes to being comfortable in that area. Not to mention if your going out of your way to one store to buy it are you saving anything?
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: chais875 on January 31, 2016, 12:45:47 AM
a use for the junk mail,  catalogs, and unwanted news papers that pile up in the letter box everyday ?
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: PatronWizard11 on January 31, 2016, 07:01:00 AM
a use for the junk mail,  catalogs, and unwanted news papers that pile up in the letter box everyday ?

Leaves off the trees, if you're in the shower just stomp it through the drain, dirty cloths that you're about to wash anyways .

Lol
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: SeanMC on January 31, 2016, 07:27:59 AM
Buy wipes in bulk.

You will save lots of $ on toilet paper. Wipes are much more efficient, so you will use less per "toilet visit" & save money in the long run.

Do not flush any wipes down your toilet, no matter if they say flushable or not.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: JLee on January 31, 2016, 01:53:02 PM
Pooping at work saves toilet paper.  So does eating your veggies so that everything comes out right.

+1 I shit at work for the most part, but I have refused to ever have cheap tp in my home again after college.

The TP at my work is so thin you can see through it...sigh!
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: fitfrugalfab on January 31, 2016, 02:32:03 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

It's not a necessity when millions of people are able to go poop and stay clean with out the stuff.

Not going to ask how they manage this, because I'm not interested, and have no wish to engage you in further conversation.

+1. I know how it's managed only because I have family that live in 3rd world countries, but I'm willing to bet that he/she has used toilet paper at LEAST once in their life. It's toilet's paper and it's an ok necessity....
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: MayDay on January 31, 2016, 07:35:04 PM
Scott all the way! Cheap scratchy TP really scrubs things off. Fluffy stuff is no good, you have to wipe more times to get clean.

Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: redbird on January 31, 2016, 11:48:05 PM
There's lots of ways to save money. I'll buy store brand of most things, but I don't buy the cheapo toilet paper. There's not enough savings and I'd rather have the comfort. I had to put up with the sandpaper-rough and see-through thin 1-ply TP for too many years at work, school, and my parents' house growing up.

That being said, if I really wanted to save money I'd probably buy a bidet. Higher upfront cost, but over time it would save a lot.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: JimLahey on February 01, 2016, 01:23:30 AM
Install a bidet and only use tp to dry off.

Everyone missed that one.

Whole thread about why: http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/reader-recommendations/get-a-bidet/msg637484/

Long term: bidet pays for itself and cuts your toilet paper use by an order of magnitude. (nevermind it does a better job than paper)

I've had a bidet for about a year now. I don't feel clean without it now. I've mentioned to coworkers that I have a bidet and most think it's weird. One person even stated that TP is "good enough." I told her that she was just smearing shit around down there.

This is the one I have: http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1454314739&sr=8-1&keywords=luxe+bidet+120

$40 and you get a squeaky clean ass after every dump. It's really nice if you get some swamp ass going on. Also a pack of TP lasts me months. So the bidet will pay for itself after a few months.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: cjottawa on February 01, 2016, 10:01:19 AM
Install a bidet and only use tp to dry off.

Everyone missed that one.

Whole thread about why: http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/reader-recommendations/get-a-bidet/msg637484/

Long term: bidet pays for itself and cuts your toilet paper use by an order of magnitude. (nevermind it does a better job than paper)

I've had a bidet for about a year now. I don't feel clean without it now. I've mentioned to coworkers that I have a bidet and most think it's weird. One person even stated that TP is "good enough." I told her that she was just smearing shit around down there.

This is the one I have: http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1454314739&sr=8-1&keywords=luxe+bidet+120

$40 and you get a squeaky clean ass after every dump. It's really nice if you get some swamp ass going on. Also a pack of TP lasts me months. So the bidet will pay for itself after a few months.

Everybody poops.

I imagine everybody has had this problem before too:

(http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/parks-and-recreation-sometimes-when-i-poop-andy.gif)

Ergo, why would anyone NOT have a bidet? Swish, clean, one square of TP to dry yourself.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: MrsPete on February 01, 2016, 11:30:56 AM
If my goal is to save $0.10 per day, there are plenty of other places I can get it done easily, rather than using cheap "poke thru", "old sandy" toilet paper.
I want the good stuff.
I'm with you!  Having compared name brands, square footage per roll, and prices, my mid-point comfort zone (literally comfort zone) is Target's knock off of Northern brand.  It's the brand we like best, and it goes on sale in the giant packages fairly often.  We no longer comparison shop; that brand always "won". 

Install a bidet and only use tp to dry off.
You can get a bidet attachment (replaces your toilet seat) for about $50, but you have to have an electrical outlet next to your toilet with which to run it -- and that's an uncommon thing.  It's one of the things I plan to have in the house we're building. 
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: cjottawa on February 01, 2016, 02:46:46 PM
If my goal is to save $0.10 per day, there are plenty of other places I can get it done easily, rather than using cheap "poke thru", "old sandy" toilet paper.
I want the good stuff.
I'm with you!  Having compared name brands, square footage per roll, and prices, my mid-point comfort zone (literally comfort zone) is Target's knock off of Northern brand.  It's the brand we like best, and it goes on sale in the giant packages fairly often.  We no longer comparison shop; that brand always "won". 

Install a bidet and only use tp to dry off.
You can get a bidet attachment (replaces your toilet seat) for about $50, but you have to have an electrical outlet next to your toilet with which to run it -- and that's an uncommon thing.  It's one of the things I plan to have in the house we're building.

While some require power (for heated seats and dryers), the "Neo" brand you see on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-180-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RMQ1E) are spray only and don't require power...water pressure only. There's a T-adaptor to tap into the water supply line to the toilet.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Riff on February 05, 2016, 12:14:11 AM
A few months ago, I installed the bidet that Mr. Lahey linked to.  No electric needed.

It's changed my life.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Larabeth on February 09, 2016, 02:07:00 AM
A few months ago, I installed the bidet that Mr. Lahey linked to.  No electric needed.

It's changed my life.

I bought this same one as an early Valentine's gift for my SO... he has Crohn's.  He loves me for it.

I feel odd saying this on the internet, then I remember this forum is full of Mustachians and most likely everyone is actually going to think that was a good idea instead of a horribly unsentimental gift, hahaha.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: LouLou on February 12, 2016, 09:06:19 PM
A few months ago, I installed the bidet that Mr. Lahey linked to.  No electric needed.

It's changed my life.

I bought this same one as an early Valentine's gift for my SO... he has Crohn's.  He loves me for it.

I feel odd saying this on the internet, then I remember this forum is full of Mustachians and most likely everyone is actually going to think that was a good idea instead of a horribly unsentimental gift, hahaha

I decided to buy this as a birthday present for my husband before I scrolled down to this comment!
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Vanguards and Lentils on February 12, 2016, 09:25:34 PM
Me three - I bought a bidet (the non-electric kind) as a gift for a family member. But convincing people to adopt such a weird thing is hard, even with the logical reasons of improved cleanliness and less tp use.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: llorona on February 12, 2016, 09:29:32 PM
You know the large rolls of industrial paper that's often used in public restrooms like gas stations and airports? One time I bought a box of 12 rolls, thinking I'd save a few pennies. Because we didn't have a holder capable of fitting such a large roll, I'd leave it on the vanity top and take what we needed.

Poor DH was so mortified. Every time someone came over, he would hide my huge roll of TP and pull out a regular-sized one for guests.

Eventually we got tired of playing musical chairs with the TP and went back to using the stuff from Costco. 
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Kaikou on February 13, 2016, 11:29:38 AM
Scott 1 ply
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Larabeth on February 13, 2016, 03:01:29 PM
Me three - I bought a bidet (the non-electric kind) as a gift for a family member. But convincing people to adopt such a weird thing is hard, even with the logical reasons of improved cleanliness and less tp use.

Luckily, mine wanted it and had just put off the purchase, so it was perfect for me. =)
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: maco on February 15, 2016, 09:41:04 PM
Thinking about this necessary purchase got me wondering and brought me here to the board.

Do you go by price?  If so, how do you determine price?

Family likes Charmin. By far superior.  My stock up price is < 2 cents/s.f.  (Don't talk to me about price per roll like most coupon bloggers - makes steam come out of my ears.....and how many s.f. was that particular roll of that particular brand you were just referring to?)

Right now, with Proctor & Gamble promo going on at the local HEB market, I can get it for about 1.8 cents/s.f. 

Do you go by quality only?  I guess for me it's a bit of both.

I get the Kirkland brand which for the price in our store ends up being .88 cents per square foot.  That's $0.00878/sq ft.

To keep this on track, I think the Kirkland brand is probably the best in terms of quantity and price. It's not the "cushiest," but does the job and isn't one step up from sandpaper. For those without Costco memberships, Angel Soft is my favorite all around brand. I also like Trader Joe's Recycled TP but it's not very soft and the rolls seem pretty small.
It's cushier than the grocery store brand I was buying before.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Rosy on February 15, 2016, 09:48:28 PM
Cottonelle and that's non-negotiable:) I'd love to have a bidet.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: Merrie on February 16, 2016, 11:48:34 AM
In this area, my environmentalist guilt trumps my Mustachianism. We buy recycled TP. We've ordered Marcal Small Steps off Amazon or we buy the Whole Foods house brand. Whole Foods is just a few stores down from Costco and we go there regularly, so it isn't really a special trip.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: bobechs on February 16, 2016, 02:00:55 PM
All this blather and spendy TP work-arounds,

Just use the nearest cat; they'll clean it up themselves, later.

You are already paying enough to keep them, they might as well be of some practical value.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: RetireAbroadAt35 on February 17, 2016, 06:11:09 AM
I have to admit I'm astounded by how much people think about the scraps of paper they use to smear excrement off their anuses.  I use whatever is handy and don't give it another thought. Y'all are just a wee (heh) bit nuts.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: asauer on February 17, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Love.  this.  thread.  We go by price per square foot and quality.  TP is something I WILL spend a little extra on.  Quilted Northern for us.
Title: Re: Let's discuss Mustachian toilet paper
Post by: gliderpilot567 on February 17, 2016, 10:30:54 PM
Any grade of steel wool finer than 00 is wussy.

Ok I kid, actually we just use the Costco stuff (TP, not steel wool). I try to take as many dumps as I can at work, though, to avoid messing up our own bathroom. Also I know that the bathrooms at work are cleaned way more often than I clean ours at home.

Biggest complaint I have about the Costco toiler paper is it's very friable. I'll rip off a couple squares and if a sunbeam hits it, I see an exploding geyser of dust/lint spewing from the perforation as I rip. Over the course of a few days this very quickly creates a fine sheen of dust coating everything in the bathroom. This doesn't happen with the newsprint-like TP at work. Nor with steel wool, for that matter.

When backpacking, I have used dry grass, leaves, pine needles, and snow (refreshing!) And years ago, while training for cross-country running, one day the urge struck me while on a long run, with nothing at my disposal. I ended up sacrificing my own socks to wipe my ass. The resultant blisters on my feet from running back sockless made me think I should have just used my shirt instead.