More people are getting cremated than ever before.
When I die, I wish to be cremated. I don't even want my family to be bothered to pick up my ashes from the crematory. In fact I've already collected enough ashes from cigarette trays to look like me (post cremation).
Here's my conundrum: The crematories I called will dispose of my ashes, but they do it via a boat ride, witnessed, then dumped at sea. Seventy five freaking dollars. Please, there's got to be a garbage can right by the oven when the ashes are scraped out.
Wouldn't you think there's a crematory that could simply dispose of the ashes and not tack on this extra charge?