A year and change ago, my wife & I set out to get a house built in an area we want to move to. The plan was to work out details, get the house built, and pay for it as a "second house" for a while until the time was right to move out there. We could use it as a vacation home when visiting family, move stuff out as we took trips, etc.
Well... that's been a disturbingly slow process. If it can go wrong or get messed up, it has. Surveyers doing things with property they were told wouldn't fly ("We talked to Planning & Zoning. Do this." "So, in case you want to do something different in the future, I did this totally different thing!" P&Z: "Um... no?"), issues finding a place for the septic system, delays in permits... the works.
Anyway, the short of it is that I was preapproved for a mortgage close to a year ago, and we figured it would take 2-3 months to get everything up (manufactured home). Pay the mortgage remotely for a while, take some trips out there to work on the property & get it ready, etc.
This not having happened, at this point, I'm pretty much out of time. It's down to the wire with things that have dragged for months now having to be finished in a matter of weeks, because we had planned our move long ago, wound down our lease, etc.
This means there's a very good chance that the house won't be up when we move, and my employment with my current employer ends at that point in time. I have another job lined up (paperwork signed & everything), but it's starting a few months after I move so I have time to do the property work that needs to be done (nobody has lived on this property in years and it shows), and generally to enjoy a few months off with my wife & kid.
We've got a place to stay if needed., but I have a several month gap in employment coming up.
So, I may be in the situation of moving to not-yet-a-house, being unemployed for a period of time, and needing to pay for a house.
Our current assets are ~2x the cost of the house, and a bit of fiddling around demonstrates that, while it would be tight, I have enough cash and "rapidly convertible to cash" assets on hand to pay for the house without having to touch 401ks. Or I can take a 401k loan.
If I understand things properly, "being unemployed" is a hard and fast blocker to signing a mortgage, even with an agreement of future employment signed and more than enough assets to cover the whole house, because I could go to Vegas and blow all that cash overnight and... dunno, not show up to work or something. It's a bank, they don't have to be reasonable.
Any suggestions? Anything I'm missing? Or do I just stand a good chance of having to sell off a lot of stocks and pay cash/capital gains taxes/etc?
//EDIT to add: Zero debt beyond whatever's on our monthly CC statements. Credit scores in the high 700s or low 800s (depending on the month).