Help me invent a vodka cocktail on the spot!

[Dicey]

I just read the agenda for tonight's meeting. I need to make up a three ingredient vodka cocktail with a cutesy name to go with a Wonderland (as in Alice) theme. Any ideas? Help!

[AMandM]

Vodka, cranberry juice, cinnamon hearts: call it a Queen of Hearts
(perhaps the taste will be appropriately nasty?)

Vodka, carrot juice, a stick of celery: the White Rabbit

[G-dog]

Vodka, vodka, ice - the Mad Hatter (or Chesire Cat..)

[Astatine]

Vodka, soda water (water with bubbles, don't know if it's called the same in the US?), dash of orange juice = Tweedledum.
Vodka, soda water, dash of apple juice (or some other juice) = Tweedledee

So you'd have not one but TWO cocktails :D

ETA I don't know how the dash of juice would taste (I would normally just have vodka, soda water and a piece of fresh lime or lemon). If you have Aperol, you could do a dash of that instead for one of them.

[GuitarStv]

Vodka, ice, blue curacao, tonic water - Absolem (the blue caterpillar)

[Eric]

Vodka, Mad Dog 20/20, Soda water - The Mad Hatter - you'll be feeling like him as well after 2.

Bonus points if you can find Absolut Kurant vodka, which matches well with cheap wine (source = drank a lot in college)

[Kriegsspiel]

"The Redaqueene."

Vodka
Grenadine
Redpop

The more you drink, the more you will remain in the same spot (to avoid falling down drunk).

[GuitarStv]

Vodka, Absinthe, Gin - Curiouser and curiouser

[Astatine]

Vodka, Absinthe, Gin - Curiouser and curiouser

Lol!!

[Dicey]

Holy Cow! You guys are awesome!

At the meeting tonight, they gave us more time to plan, so keep 'em coming. So far my favorite idea is Tweedledum and Tweedledee! I think names and combinations could be mixed and matched, so keep throwing shit out there and let's see if we can concoct something that sticks!

Thank you!!!!!!

[calimom]

"Down the Rabbithole" A Bloody Mary type of drink with a pickled carrot garnish.