Going to jail is one way to FIRE I suppose.
California highway patrol pulled me over recently for an abrupt lane change on the highway which he interpreted as "erratic behavior." When he came up to my window and asked me about the lane change he looked down and saw a fresh bag of green bud sitting on my passenger seat. He proceeded to ask me if I had been smoking, to which I replied, I had not. He then warned me about my "erratic driving" and I proceeded on my way.
Exactly what prison and what century are we talking about here?