Full disclosure: I am very nearsighted, farsighted, astigmatic and have glaucoma. I have worn glasses or contacts since I was ten. It is my dream to wake up and see the world around me clearly. Every year, when I see my ophthalmologist, I ask her if the surgery has improved enough for me to consider it. One visit, she did some additional tests. She then said, "You know that money you have saved for eye surgery? Spend it on some other body part." This cracks me up even as I type it. Seems my corneas are too thin for surgery. That, coupled with the earlier laundry list, make my eyes terrible, horrible, no good, very bad candidates for eye surgery. Who knows? Perhaps Visian will give me new hope. Because, you know that, as a mustachian, I will not spend that money on another body part, but I still have it set aside.