Wow, all this bidet talk has really got me thinking...
The purchase that came to mind for me, though, was a brush and shaving soap. I *hated* shaving for many years. I got a badger hair brush and some decent shave soap (probably $15 for the brush and $6 for the soap) and a couple of thrift store bowls. I'm still using the same old Mach 3 I've been using for a million years (I strop it with a towel and change the blade like once a year. Shockingly (to me) I know truly enjoy shaving.
I remember as a young boy watching my dad shave this way... I never did.
I got an electric early on and never looked back. Remingtons and Norelcos turned out to be no good. Then someone gifted me a Braun series 5 in two thousand freaking six (2006), and it still works! However, the battery is running down and I will need a replacement soon (have to shave with it plugged in for the last couple of minutes.) I will probably just get another Braun series 5. I am intrigued by the series 7 and 9. If one of these could shave off (HAHAHAHAH) even 30 seconds or so every time I use it, I would gladly pay the extra price for one. However, I will have to check again, but I think these have big-ass charging bases, and I don't want to have to lug that extra crap on overseas trips (or any trip)! My 5 series has a pretty small plug.
I have wondered why so many younger guys are into shaving, especially with old-fashioned methods. I resent every second I have to spend in front of the mirror dragging any kind of cutting apparatus over my face. I think I've figured it out though: When you are shaving with a razor, you have to PAY ATTENTION and cannot simultaneously be on eight Zoom meetings, watching 15 TikTok videos, and liking someone's Fecebook bullshit. You have to PAY ATTENTION and live in the moment and away from your screen! Perhaps it qualifies as a form of meditation, or at least mindfulness. Am I on to something?