Author Topic: Interest rates going up - time to invent a new bank product!  (Read 1760 times)

Gone_Hiking

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Interest rates going up - time to invent a new bank product!
« on: April 10, 2017, 09:24:14 PM »
Lookie what arrived in my inbox:

Close your loan online and receive the funds in your BBVA Compass checking account within minutes.

John, with a Signature Express Loan, you can consolidate debt and start living your dreams today.


At BBVA Compass, we believe in your bright future. That's why we've pre-qualified you for our Signature Express Loan. It gives you quick access to the funds you need, so you can get the peace of mind you deserve. The Signature Express Loan can be a smart way to consolidate debt to make budgeting easy in the new year or pay for any of life's events like a bucket list vacation or any other major purchases.


If they cared about their customer's future, they would pay more than measly 0.05% for a money market account.


 

Wow, a phone plan for fifteen bucks!