Guy on the street asks a co-worker and I if we can spare some change so he can dry his clothes. He had a bucket of, I assume, wet clothes that he had washed in the public bathroom sink at my work, which I'll admit is pretty resourceful. But it was a sunny, dry, 70 degree F day.
I wanted to say "Dude, it'd be way easier for you to hang 'em up on that tree than to carry 'em to the nearest laundry-mat. And you'd save us some money!" But he didn't look too friendly, so I just said I didn't have any.
Also, I don't own or use clothes dryers. He didn't know that, but still ironic.