Will you guys shut up about lobster rolls?! I'm like 650 miles from the nearest ocean, they don't make great ones in Canada anyway, and now my stomach is growlin' like a sumbitch for something I can't even get where I live!! ;)
...What's next? Memphis dry-rub ribs? (Dammit, those are freakin' amazing!) OK, don't talk about ribs either--pretty much same scenario as above. ...And crab cakes. (Crab in general.) And corn bread. ...Or any of that other deliciousness you 'Mericuns cook up so well. British fish and chips are off the table as well. Cornish pasties. Hungarian goulash. Russian/Ukrainian/Any borscht.
Damn, there are a lot of foods you can't get in my small city. :(
My stomach also really is growling! (Co-worker just asked if the noise was me.)