You mention it in the title of the post, and I've always said: I genuinely feel sorry for guys who drive trucks like that. Overcompensating looks so expensive.
And now the poor guy is getting ticketed? Damn it, Quebec, it's not his fault he has a tiny dick! That's discriminating and size-ist.
I kind of wonder... Do people ACTUALLY think there is a correlation to driving a big jacked up truck and having a tiny penis? I get it's fun to poke fun, but come on...
I do.
Then you don't think clearly.
Or you are mathematically challenged.
In many states, truck sales make up a quarter or more of all vehicle sales (and if you add in SUVs, which are often bigger than trucks and built on a truck chassis, the percentage is even higher). The national average is slightly above 15%. Hence, it's simply not mathematically possible that "only men with tiny penises buy trucks."
"Tiny" would be considered those 2 standard deviations below the mean in a normal distribution. That means that, mathematically, approximately 2.5% of men have "tiny penises." Hence, even if every man with a tiny penis drove a truck, the vast majority of truck sales are to non-tiny penis men.
But if you already knew that.
You are just pissy because you don't like big trucks, so you and others make a childish insults.
It's the same sort of bitchy non-logic that also leads to similar illogical childish nonsense like "only men with small penises buy performance sports cars" or "only men with small penises buy high end luxury cars" or similar comments that people make about people who buy things that they personally don't approve of.
So quit hiding behind the nonsense, and own it. Just say you don't like trucks.
I drive a truck. It's the first one I've owned and I love it, best vehicle I've ever owned. I've had it for 14-years- far longer than any other vehicle I've ever owned. I actually hate driving a tiny car (like my wife's BMW 328- I get claustrophobic in that little thing) and will only drive on if I have no other choice.
This was discussed on the "anti-truck" thread about a year ago, but if you want, I'll tell you again why I prefer to drive a truck- and it's got nothing to do with "look at me" stuff.