OK, I need to leave this thread and never click on it again now. I actually double-checked what my spending for the month is when I saw they make USB power outlets now.
They have pretty much everything with USB in it now, I was at home depot the other day and not only did they have power outlets but they had surge protectors, regular power strips, etc, etc, etc. I'm pretty sure that they had ones that sing you to sleep and massage your back because they were like $150.