Tonight I actually typed this sentence in a complaint email draft:
"My room service dinner delivery was too slow."
And then I thought, "Holy shit, Zamboni, that complaint must be near the top of the "first-world problems" list!"
(I ordered it at 8:30 pm and didn't get it until 11:15 pm, just in case you are wondering how slow is too slow in cushy Zamboni-land where people bring me food in my rent-a-bedroom with a view.)
What's the most first-world problem phrase you've ever said (or written)?