I'm far from averse to actual spending-to-save (like say, buying a new X appliance for $Y to save $Z per year on electricity) but this is just silly.
1. Instead of buying actual groceries, buy snacky bullshit food that nobody needs, but buy a shitload in bulk to "save money."
2. Buy bras that are ostensibly on sale.
3. Cook at home on Feb 14, BUT GO OUT TO EAT ANYWAY THE NEXT DAY.
4. Spend $35 at the movies.
5. Buy bullshit "on sale" for Presidents Day.
6. Do your fucking taxes. Since that's some kind of novelty.