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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 07, 2018, 11:21:26 AM »
No pictures, but yesterday a half gallon of milk was on sale for $.99 right next to a full gallon for $2.40. Same brand.

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2018, 11:52:47 AM »
My favorite is at the sex shop where I work part-time, we have a "deal" on "After Sex Mints", 4 for $1, regularly 25c ea!
The savings is unreal, but it does get people to get 4 of them, which is nice because we work on metrics and we're always trying to get more units per transaction.
What are people doing that their breath smells bad after having sex? Seems more sensible that it'd be a before sex mint?

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2018, 12:47:38 PM »
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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2018, 02:30:05 PM »
Local McDonalds has order of 4 Chicken McNuggets on dollar menu for a dollar, or can get a order of 6 pieces for $2.79!

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2018, 09:26:28 PM »
My favorite is at the sex shop where I work part-time, we have a "deal" on "After Sex Mints", 4 for $1, regularly 25c ea!
The savings is unreal, but it does get people to get 4 of them, which is nice because we work on metrics and we're always trying to get more units per transaction.
What are people doing that their breath smells bad after having sex? Seems more sensible that it'd be a before sex mint?

Oh, sweet child...

I can't speak for many things from experience, but I have a very active imagination and some former coworkers who held highly work-inappropriate conversations.

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2018, 10:24:22 PM »
My favorite is at the sex shop where I work part-time, we have a "deal" on "After Sex Mints", 4 for $1, regularly 25c ea!
The savings is unreal, but it does get people to get 4 of them, which is nice because we work on metrics and we're always trying to get more units per transaction.
What are people doing that their breath smells bad after having sex? Seems more sensible that it'd be a before sex mint?

Oh, sweet child...

I can't speak for many things from experience, but I have a very active imagination and some former coworkers who held highly work-inappropriate conversations.
Two girls, one cup is standard now then? I just feel bad for that generation.

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 08, 2018, 06:55:34 AM »
My favorite is at the sex shop where I work part-time, we have a "deal" on "After Sex Mints", 4 for $1, regularly 25c ea!
The savings is unreal, but it does get people to get 4 of them, which is nice because we work on metrics and we're always trying to get more units per transaction.
What are people doing that their breath smells bad after having sex? Seems more sensible that it'd be a before sex mint?

Oh, sweet child...

I can't speak for many things from experience, but I have a very active imagination and some former coworkers who held highly work-inappropriate conversations.
Two girls, one cup is standard now then? I just feel bad for that generation.

I wouldn't say "standard"...  (and, does that video actually exist?  A friend went digging all over for it years ago, but the only thing he came up with were "reaction" videos.)

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2018, 07:49:29 AM »
My favorite is at the sex shop where I work part-time, we have a "deal" on "After Sex Mints", 4 for $1, regularly 25c ea!
The savings is unreal, but it does get people to get 4 of them, which is nice because we work on metrics and we're always trying to get more units per transaction.
What are people doing that their breath smells bad after having sex? Seems more sensible that it'd be a before sex mint?

Oh, sweet child...

I can't speak for many things from experience, but I have a very active imagination and some former coworkers who held highly work-inappropriate conversations.
Two girls, one cup is standard now then? I just feel bad for that generation.

I wouldn't say "standard"...  (and, does that video actually exist?  A friend went digging all over for it years ago, but the only thing he came up with were "reaction" videos.)
Oh it exists. And it can never be unseen. But definitely not standard.
But I can think of a few situations where an after sex mint would have been appreciated..

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Re: The "Bargain" Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 08, 2018, 08:57:35 AM »
Local McDonalds has order of 4 Chicken McNuggets on dollar menu for a dollar, or can get a order of 6 pieces for $2.79!
My McD once had a double cheeseburger (cheeseburger with extra patty) for 1.50 and a McDouble (CB with extra patty and extra cheese) for 2€. I asked them about the difference between the two and this is literally what they told me.